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El Modena High School
2oo3-2oo4 STUDENT CLASS SCHEDULE 12.12.o3
STUDENT# 1234 NAME JAYJAY ID NUMBER 61903
Period Class Add/Drop Comments
1 English YAYERS!
2 Computers fa shO!
3 History PIMIP
4 P.E. Drop FRIeNDS
4 Algebra 2 Add QUIET.
5 Algebra 2 *H Drop BLAH!
5 P.E. Add GARY.
6 Spanish 2 ME GUSTA!
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| HOW TO MAKE LOVE
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shapedlegs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. |
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