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Wednesday, January 05, 2005
 

Med School day # 147:

 

I cannot believe I almost fell for this at school today: My professor was giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decided to give them a few basics before starting. "You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear." At this point, Professor Lance stuck his finger into the dead man's anus, and then licked it. He then asked all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes silence, they followed suit. What he said next made me laught my nosehairs off...

 

"The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index."

 

HHHAahaa. Foooh Sheezie. 

 

 

E X T R E M E !

Harold and Kumar DVD is out NOW.

Please support the Asian American brothas.

                      

Here is an interview with co-writer of Harold & Kumar, the hot HOT...Jon H. He's mah JEWel.

interview courtesy of Jon and SDAFF

Click to read SDAFF's interview with with JON HURWITZ, co-writer of HAROLD & KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE, and find out what's new and extra on the DVD!


Click on the amazon.com logo and purchase Harold & Kumar.
A percentage goes to the San Diego Asian Film Foundation.

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Q&A with JON HURWITZ, co-writer of HAROLD & KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE

What bonus features are on the DVD?

There are two editions of the DVD. The regular edition contains the movie everyone saw in theaters. The Extreme Unrated Edition instead has an edgier cut of the film with more nudity and more moments with the Extreme Sports Crew.

Both DVDs have a ton of special features. There's a "making of" featurette in which Bobby Lee interviews John Cho and Kal Penn as they drive around LA. There's a hysterical featurette called "The Art of the Fart" about the making of the Battleshits scene and another about the making of Harold's cartoon dream sequence. Also, there are a bunch of funny deleted scenes, including an alternate ending with Luis Guzman. There are set interviews with several members of the cast and crew. And there are three commentary tracks -- one with John, Kal, and the director Danny Leiner; one with the writers (myself and Hayden Schlossberg, along with the real Harold Lee); and one by Dan Bouchart (the real life skateboarder who played Extreme Sports Punk #1 -- the guy in the black skull cap). I believe that last commentary track is only found on the Extreme Edition.

Finally, the menus on the DVD feature brand new footage of John and Kal written specifically for the DVD. Funny stuff. Harold and Kumar fans definitely will not be disappointed by the DVD.


What is the importance of DVD sales in measuring the success of a film starring two Asian Americans?

The DVD sales will be EXTREMELY important in determining the success of this film starring two Asian Americans. While "Harold & Kumar" was already a success in some respects, because of its critical acclaim and because it doubled its budget at the box office, it still hasn't been profitable enough yet to show studio executives in Hollywood that movies starring Asian American leads will make them significant money.

The good news is that the jury is still out. Many movies today make the bulk of their money on DVD, instead of at the box office. If "Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle" can become a DVD hit, then that would send a HUGE statement to the powers that be in Hollywood. I've already been given assurance by the people at New Line that if the movie does well on DVD, then they will make our sequel "Harold & Kumar Go To Amsterdam." If that happens, you can expect to see a lot more studio films starring Asian American leads, because Hollywood studios always follow the money.

However, if the movie underperforms on DVD, it may be a long time before you see another studio picture starring Asian American leads. So buy the DVD and spread the word, because we are at an important turning point for Asian Americans in cinema. I've seen firsthand how much people of all races and backgrounds enjoy the antics of "Harold & Kumar," so I'm confident the fans can get the job done. They just need to be proactive.


What new projects are you working on?

Hayden and I are working on several new projects. In addition to "Harold & Kumar Go To Amsterdam," we have several other projects moving closer to production including "The Wingman," "The Gym Teacher," and an R- rated comedy we're writing for Eddie Murphy, called "John Blaze: Hip Hop Cop."

We'll also soon be looking at directors for the first movie Hayden and I are producing called "All You Can Eat," a comedy about the world of competitive eating, written by the real Harold Lee's roommate Josh Heald.

Thanks again for your support of "Harold & Kumar." We hope to be making a sequel within the next year or so. Let's cross our fingers.

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 Posted 1/5/2005 12:45 PM - 26 comments

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Omg, Kumar. That's pretty gross. LOL.
Posted 1/5/2005 3:15 PM by Peachies - reply

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HAHAHA omgoodness....that's hilarious!  I bought my copy! =] happy new year!
Posted 1/5/2005 3:18 PM by xyo0na81x - reply

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can u please have a harold and kumar look alike contest!
Posted 1/5/2005 10:44 PM by Silie_Liciouz - reply

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hey! that is so funny. lol. damn. i gotta go get that dvd soon. the movie was hilarious. there should be a sequel!
Posted 1/7/2005 11:00 PM by Edhoken - reply

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lol
Posted 1/8/2005 6:23 AM by c0rkie Xanga True Member - reply

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Congrats on the signing on the double sequels!
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Posted 1/25/2005 3:44 PM by pmpetpariz - reply

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hey whats up man um i saw the movie it was funny um is this really kumar lol cause im bout to be star struck haha lol anyway um staysafe and holla at me ~1~
Posted 2/5/2005 6:39 PM by sksoilder - reply

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you too??? i just lectured your chinky eyed friend that he possibly can't smoke "sometimez" and you have it posted on your site that u smoke a lit? haha doez dat mean u smoke a little or u just lit a smoke as u were writing that?
Posted 2/13/2005 1:09 PM by SL1DEWAYz - reply

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Haha that's wicked funny. Lol, omg. Umm...okay, I'm really, really confused. Who's xanga is this exactly? I mean I know it's supposed to be like Kumar from "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle". But, I don't get it. Ehh.
Posted 2/21/2005 2:16 PM by nitwit2289 - reply

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Kal. Just have my babies. That's all I need.
Posted 3/2/2005 12:12 AM by N3HA - reply

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r u the REAL kumar
Posted 4/10/2005 11:10 PM by Reuseable - reply

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great to see others with the same vision....

"thinkin about those lil onions makes me want to burn this mothaFUCKA DOWNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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hey- im jut curious...r u an american citizen?...nice blog btw.but color looks like boiled carrots...: P. take care.

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Posted 4/17/2005 9:04 AM by anjana_ra - reply

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your movie was the first indian movie i wasn't ashamed of.  thank you, kumar.
Posted 4/17/2005 4:10 PM by qotcha - reply

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Kumar, I'm honestly (and shamelessly) in love with you. Of course it's all superficial but indulge with me for a second. If one were to be in love with you, how would one be able to get to talk to you? Screw N3HA, I'm having your babies
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Well...since you haven't updated in a while...I'll assume you are busy studying! Like a good Med student. And when you get a chance you should totally watch "Where's the Party Yaar" Best movie ever... I didn't think Kal Penn could top "Harold & Kumar"...but I was soooo wrong!
*~MoNiKa~*
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Koomie!! Post more!!
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dude you are so awesome! i love your movie and can you please suscribe me to your site and my best friend reminds me of you! you are awesome!
Posted 9/8/2005 9:10 PM by master_monkey3000 - reply

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I like your work in Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle also in Van Wilder.

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you're literally my favorite person. =) def gonna buy the dvd =p GL in that med school lol
Posted 2/22/2006 7:59 PM by ash_tonishingx3 - reply


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