Man

Sorry I've been away for so long.

I would like to tell you that I've been doing great these past few months, having wild amounts of sex with the sexy eskimo men of gnome, alaska.

if i were a man again hell - i'd do some of those bears too.

but for now my sexy beasts are restricted to the smooth coolios of gnome, alaska.

some people want eskimo pie...i want something more.

Hooked on Hallmark

Take that you crazy capricorns.  You guys are always smoking shit!