In honor of Earth Day (April 22), as well as big-business’s mad-grab attempts to incorporate “sustainable” practices into their brands, I give you a few of my favorite recent highlights from corporations who are “g(r)owing green.” And hilarity ensues:

Mattel introduces eco-friendly Barbie accessories
Mattel is introducing a collection of eco-friendly accessories for girls with the launch of Barbie BCause. The line of handbags, coin purses, tote bags, pillows and diaries are touted as . . .