In memory of 300 <3

Dear cute snugglely xangy poo
I have decided what i want to name my kids ^_~ (well if I ever get any that is)
I dedicate there names after the 300 movie <3
The first child will be named Madness and IF i get a second on I'm gonna name it Sparta
I will always introduce the older one first. (which is Madness)
Like on there first day of school when I meet there teacher, I will be like "These are my two kids"
and the teacher will say there cute or w/e, then ask "What are there names?"
And I'll be like "This is Madness!!!" "And what about the other child?"
"This is Sparta!!!!!" Then at that point I'll kick the teacher down and run out the classroom
Mabey home to watch Tv or somthing. Cuz I'm lazy like that =^.^=