(I used to be REALLY hot, but my computer doesnt have photoshop anymore)
(jesus took off my pants; the lord works in mysterious ways)
(You should be on a no dick diet- cause we all know it goes straight to your ass.)
(damnit theres just not enough fat girl pron on kazaa i mean..zelda music...)
(notice the back fat!)
(Roses are red
Violets are blue
I got turned down
So let me fuck you.)
(roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
01101001 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01100101 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101101 01101111 01101101 00001101 00001010 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101001 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101)
(I love those roses are red poems...)
(I have no guy or girl to give me sex all I have is binary and hex)
(So I learned Binary, and I'm working on learning Hex.
Cause this will so make sure I get a great job.
My mom told me to learn something that wasnt useless; that this is a waste o' time. If she keeps that attitude I am so learning Klingon next.)
(Chrisg:is it star wars ep. 2 thats got the litte green guy jumpin about fighting and stuff?
grifferz: what you have just asked, is, to a star wars fan, akin to saying, "so, that bible, is that the one where the beardy guy conjures up a heap of fish?" to a christian)
(my pokemon bring all those nerds to the yard and there like, do you wanna trade cards, damn right, lets trade some cards, ill trade you, but not my charizard)
(0x12=18 NERD JOKE)
(You know how people say "I wouldnt sleep with you even if you were the last man/woman/both on earth" ? Well if you WERE the last two people on the earth, i hardly think sex is the first thing on your mind... it's clearly going to be "let's raid Toys'R'us..")
(wtf? i can't find any lobster fetish sites out there. and you call yourself the internet.)
(What does it mean when you search google with one word and only get one hit? You have a very specific fetish?)
(bettie r so cuttttttttttte)
I hate Jimmy Page
Alice...
BETCH! This is my Tea Party!
I want a girl on a chain...
So I was all, Clean Cup!
(you can fall down my rabbit hole any day, Alice...)
(Lilith is lurve)
(uh, duh)
(die BETCH)
(empire records, open till midnight-- uh, midnight?)
(Jesus is a c-c-c-c-cunt)
(And you're not)
(Cause highschool sucked)
(cause deep down, we're all posers)
(my cat's a pimp)
(Lets paly docter. )
(Billy Idol called, he wants his Rebel Yell back)
(Idiot) | 
