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Name: Matthew
Country: United States
State: Texas
Birthday: 3/10/1982
Gender: Male
Interests: mountain biking, triathlons, snowboarding/skiing, reading, flying, ladies (yes, pretty much in this order)
Expertise: Sneezing with my eyes open - although thought impossible by the majority of the world's population. Hoola Hooping - I dare anyone to try and keep it up as long as me.
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AIM:  busherrod
Member Since:
3/23/2005
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| This book is quite possible the funniest I have read in quite awhile, since Confederacy of Dunces at least. I've been learning take down moves in training so Josh, be ready for a world of hurt next time a see you. Eric, I've been trying to ride some so give me a call when you ride (Comfort MTB ranch this weekend?). Last time time my fiance came down for the weekend and I was "encouraged" not to ride.
I got to see the fam and Dex last weekend - of course if Meg had told me earlier she had him I would have gone to Waco sooner but it was a fun trip. I feel older each time I go with all those new wippersnappers running around. At least the great coffee from Common Grounds never changes! | | |
| San Antonio is way better than Wichita Falls but Army bases suck. Everything is low quality and falling apart and you can't even get decent internet or phone coverage. So I'll be training dow here for a few months. Tonight I plan to go drinkin with the guys on the river walk - apparently some think they are actually good at picking up the ladies (especially the annoying type that can't even pick up ugly fat ladies. So it promises to be a good time. | | |
| Nothing too exciting in Wichita Falls. I got a new commander who is a cool guy and fun to work with and we welcomed home 13 troops we had deployed last February. I'm running the section in charge of deployments so I'm see all the frustrating loops and last minute changes you have to make so that the teams get to the desert with the right stuff. Fortunately I'll head to Lackland AFB in San Antonio soon for some training and more fun will be had (at least no more desk work!) | | |
| Has everyone been watching the Tour de France? Get into the strategy and you will enjoy. Even I am surprised by how exciting it is occsionally - especially Thursday night. With 700 meters to go the leading guy who had been on a breakaway for hours crashes just seconds infront of some sprinters catching up to him on a hairpin curve and there was a pile up of human flesh and twisted metal.
Tuesday I'm flying to Hawaii to meet my girlfriends parents and see a friend that is stationed down there - wish me luck. I'm not looking forward to the long plane flights but it'll be fun to see part of the US from the air that I've never seen before - unlike most of my spoiled Baylor friends I have not ventured as far in my travels as of yet.
Now I must head to the store and stock up on banana hammocks for the beach, that's what everyone wears over there right? | | |
| I just got my second ticket driving through denton (it doesn't even deserve a capital letter) in 1 month. Sucks since the first ticket was defferred judication. But what better thing to spend my riches on?
So now I detest my own job even more, the guy didn't even flinch when I said I was a cop. And so now I'm convinced cops are useless. They spend all day driving around hassling people who do no more than go a few miles over the speed limit or roll through an occasional stop sign. Who cares?! They should try driving in latin America or Europe! The other UNuseful thing they do besides solicit free junk food is the occasional domestic dispute. Now correct me if I'm wrong but those people who are involved in domestics are usually at the bottom of the food chain. Whatever they do down there at the bottom of the food chain is there business and if they take each other out of the gene pool then so be it. We'll all be better off, right Darwin? It's survival of the fitest and damn the governments gestapo for coddling the slow witted and therefore keeping them around. The grass could grow if we didn't constantly fertilize the weeds.
P.S. If I somehow get out of this ticket, my opinion will change drastically. I'm not that quixotic. | | |
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