RapBattle;;
desandes-moyer vs. new
____________________ desandes-moyer ____________________
you wanna go em new, you wanna talk this outta town?
don't worry em new, i can take you down.
AFter i beat you i'll have you grunting likke cattle
so tell me please do you wanna have a battle?
____________________ new (sooon) ____________________
alright alright,
we'll battle
____________________ desandes-moyer ____________________
battle you say?
okay but don't be gay.
lets go new start this thing now
put don't be crying when i make you say ow
____________________ new (oh yeahhah ____________________
okay okay,
listen to what i sayyy,
well look at that thing that you live in,
maybe it'd fit a fam if it wasnt such a tuppawear bin,
hallayluya playa please dnt shake ya can,
at least im pimpn in my moms chiill van,
omg what did i just miss?
uh huh thats right kyle dm just got dissed...
go
____________________ desandes-moyer ____________________
New, why you be dissing my crib,
When you got drool dripping down your bib.
Thats right, new i can diss people too,
Especially when you walk by and people say PEE-UU
Swishing your oh-so blonde hair around all the boys,
But really they be acting like motionless feelingless toys,
you think you're so cool with your wack style,
but its just to distract you from everyone saying HAIL KYLE!
damn homie, 5 minutes ago you were the crack, homie
what the fuck happened to you?
can you comprehend?
____________________ new ____________________
hey hoe alright lets go...
ill be dissing ur crib up
soo shut ur big mouth up
you think ur so great on the s ball team
with your crackly voice, and ur valley girl scream
i was am and will always be the crack, "homie"
so dnt be calling me out biatch...
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME!
<3 hahaha take it from here....
____________________ desandes-moyer ____________________
alrite, new, alrite,lets go, this is it,
Come on now, its time for you to clean up your shit.
Oops, thats your face? You should clean that too.
I told you from the starting point you would crying BOO HOo
But you didn't listen and now look what was done,
You're pissing and moaning, and trying to become a nun,
thats right you got to go the convent now,
you know why? Cuz you rap like a big ol' cow.
Don't take it hard new, its not that bad,
a lot of white chicks can't rap, don't get mad.
Maybe me, kyle, I'm just one of the elite,
Rhymes popping out my head, no need for a nice lined sheet,
So give up new, its over, your beat,
Kyle d-M got skills, i ain't no cheat/
haha, i <3 you new!
____________________ new (fo sho ____________________
yo kdm, this ain't over yet
ur sucha whitey ass with long hair heres ur hair net
oh you say that you have skills.
well i have the look that kills.
but im only gettin' started
damn bitch your so retarded.
rap like an ol cow where'd yah get that?
did u do a frickin' trick, pull that outa hat?
think ur sooo fly rappin' me all up.
but this is the time when i shut u all up.
tell me off come on lets go
oh opps i forgot ur just a wannabe hoe.
go.
haha <3
____________________________ desandes-moyer ____________________________
excuse me everybody, is this thing on?
Its time for the best finale of the millenium!
Thats right get ready to shout,
Look there, here she comes, shes coming out!!
HEYYYYYYY!!
Yo' all heard new and mine's battle right?
Well here's the last one i'll rap tonite.
excuse em new did your mom ever teach you some manners?
I saw herthe other day by the road on a big ol' banner.
thats right selling something, oh what was it now?
Ah thats right it was her, the big fat cow.
Don't worry new you still got some class.
Oh, wait never mind, you're always falling on your ass.
Alrite, alrite i'll stop the dissing.
but only when you stop your pissing.
you've been a nice opponent, i think, i guess,
At least you have been beaten by the best.
Yes i won, i conquered, you even said That.
N 2the E 2the W: u won. Now looking back you'll be like Shat!
okay c ya bye,
sorry that i made you cry.
haha luv ya like whoa
____________________ new (hollerrr!) ____________________
okay okay honey suga this is the end,
barbiedoll stand up u'll break if u bend,
just admit it im great, the best, im wack.
okay u did u said iNsaneLyxWickEd: you should be black
thank you kdm, i knew it was true,
thanks for admitting i soo schooled you.
i couldnt have rapped a whiter or blacker foo
peace out kdm lyl (( em new. <3
______________________________ who won!? tell us in ur comments! ______________________________
vs.

KYLE DESANDES MOYER WINS!!!!
what what.
<3 but i'll take another challenger...
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