A few lines I heard and enjoy, all come from Daniel Tosh

"Hey I am not having a kid......which I want to get an applause for because most people get one when they say they are having one, but since I am having so much unprotected sex it's amazing I am not having a child."

"I have a new show on the Home & Garden channel called While you were Napping, where while you nap I go in and trash your place and when you wake up and say what did you do that for, I respond hey I only had 30 dollars."

"I am so fake mad right now"

"Okay why don't you stop being like a JERK...so I can do my joke"

"Dream small the disappointment hurts less"

"I wish God would have rested on a Wednesday...way to ruin my weekend"

"The sabbath says the God worked for six days and rested on the seventh...well according to my calender he hasn't worked a day since. No wonder there is war he spent a week on us and was like hey go figure things out for your self. Then on his day off we pray, he probably has a Do Not Disturb sign and saying man they are so greedy, HEY I am trying to watch Tiger."

and finally the new catchphrase

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!"

I will love you forever and always

"You And Me"

What day is it? And in what month?
This clock never seemed so alive
I can't keep up and I can't back down
I've been losing so much time

Cause it's you and me and all other people with nothing to do
Nothing to lose
And it's you and me and all other people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you

All of the things that I want to say just aren't coming out right
I'm tripping on words
You've got my head spinning
I don't know where to go from here

Cause it's you and me and all other people with nothing to do
Nothing to prove
And it's you and me and all other people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you

There's something about you now
I can't quite figure out
Everything she does is beautiful
Everything she does is right

Cause it's you and me and all other people with nothing to do
Nothing to lose
And it's you and me and all other people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you
and me and all other people with nothing to do
Nothing to prove
And it's you and me and all other people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you

What day is it?
And in what month?
This clock never seemed so alive

As I lay in my bed and closed my eyes it was you who I saw with me. From your bright smile to sweet laugh I could not help but think it was reality. I envision us talking and just holding each other as we drift off to sleep. It is only then do I open my eyes to see you not there. The harsh reality is unbearable some days where all I wish is to be with you and make my visions a reality once again. But it is these visions that keep me going while I am at work and the dreams that make me smile and keep me warm. I laid in my bed with my eyes open looking up through the window at the stars knowing that upon the end of this summer I will no longer have to depend on dreams or wake up to the harsh reality of you not next to me. For at the end of the summer I will be able to wake up in the middle of the night and look over and see you…my love…my best friend…and in year from now my wife. As I count my days down till I see you again, I head for bed knowing in a few short minutes you will be there in my dreams and that will have to do until I can have you back in my arms.

A couple of things to comment on

Presently I am preparing to take on my last few weeks of some of my more challenging and interesting classes I have ever had in my college career. I have found that I am very interested in curriculum and can see myself serving on a curriculum committee when I am teaching full time.

Yesterday I took my certification test and everyone around me seems to think I have done well, but they were two of the hardest tests I have ever taken. When you go from page to page asking yourself “WHAT…I do not remember ever covering this part…” make me scared for May 11^th when I get to see my unofficial scores. Hopefully I got at least a 220 so I do not have to deal with those tests anymore

Sadly I will be moving away from my baby this summer. I am going back to Fremont for one last year at VEI to mow. I will be up on weekends to see her, but it will be very difficult to sleep with out my baby next to me, but I need to make money so I have some prior to me getting a teaching salary. I need to pay off those pesky loans I have.

Finally, my baby is doing all she can to find herself a nice job and is doing a great job in my opinion. I know she will make a wonderful copy-editor and all my A’s on my papers prove it. I am glad I have found such a wonderful person to spend the rest of my life with and I know she is just as excited as I am to move out into the real world together. I believe next weekend we are going to look at a place for us to get married and hopefully it looks nice.

Well here is a surprise xanga entry despite it not being my turn!