| | Dear Sleep...Dear Sleep,
What the dealio? The past few days I've been waiting up in bed for you till 2 am! And when you do get here, you only stay a few hours! I've even resorted to hanging with your frenemy coffee. That just ain't right. (shakes head at you) Ok look, you're still always welcome, you know that right? Let's make plans tonight...say around midnight, my place? Don't stand me up again.
Sincerely,
Grumpy McGrouch
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Ok it's easy to see I've lost a few marbles in the past few days. I'm completely tired and the first that that goes is my mind. The second thing to go is my my hair-do....or rather hair-don't. And when I do get to sleep, my dreams are off the wall. It's like a mixture of Aliens, Hollywood Squares, and everything sexual in a gross way. I'm buying Tylenol PM tonight so I shouldn't have to worry about sleeping. I should get a prescription to Ambien or something, but I think that's too strong for me. I don't know and neither do you.
Diet and Exercise:
Back in the day I would go running for about an hour and a half, and that would be sufficient enough for my metabolism so that I could sit at the all you can eat buffet that is my (dream) life. I'm 6'2, half german, and naturally muscular. Those traits usually afford me the ability to have that "all you can eat" moment. My metabolism isn't getting any better, though, so I've been jogging the past month. The metabolism engine is just getting started and not near what I want it to be, so I've resorted to...gasp...dieting. Well, not dieting, but eating "healthy." I put "" around healthy because I'm not quite sure what healthy is. I think to myself, should I keep a low calorie diet? What about low-carb? Should I be looking at foods low in salt, since it makes you retain water? Or should I be looking at foods low in sugars, since they turn into fat if they aren't worked off? The answer is probably yes to each one of them. So I'm looking at fruit for breakfast, soups for lunch, more fruit for snacks, and then I kill anyone with food on their plate at dinner time because I'm starving at that point. Ok, not really, but I've been eating dinner just like I normally would. If I could eat a salad at dinner, be happy and call it day, I would. Le sigh.
I guess I should stop rambling and get back to work.
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| | Posted 5/8/2008 11:17 AM - 3 comments
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