| All right every one i am nearly done revising chapter one and it should be on here by Monday. so smile n enjoy the show.
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| Hhhmm...
i am considering posting my book on here chapter by chapter, as i finish each one. But the problem is i haven't gotten as many people checking out my site as i would like.
if that were to change then i would be happy to post my book. And the people who have read it so far said it was worth reading.
if you wana see it just let me know. k? bye. |
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| funny joke, gota tell it
this guy is driving through the nebraska corn fields when his car breaks down. he gets out n starts walking. hes walking n walking n he finally comes across a farm house. he goes up to the house n asks the farmer if he can stay there for the night. the farmer says "you can stay here as long as u need. just keep your hands off my daughter or i will inflict the three worst chineese torture testsupon you." the guy says ok.
they all sit down to dinner and the guy sees the daughter. he thinks that any torture is worth one night with this beauty. late at night he sneeks into her room and they have the best sex either of them have ever had. after wards he sneaks back to his room and goes to bed.
the next day he wakes up and finds a large rock on on his chest. the note on the rock reads "chineese troture test # 1: large rock on chest" the guy is not worried. he picks up the rock and walks over and throws it out of the second story window. as he does he notices a note on the window ledge that says "chineese torture test # 2: left testicle tied to rock" so the guy jumps out the window after the rock. o his way down he sees a note on he side of the house that says "chineese torture test # 3: right testicle tied to bed post."
Comments! Wana hear them! |
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| funny joke, gota tell it
this guy is driving through the nebraska corn fields when his car breaks down. he gets out n starts walking. hes walking n walking n he finally comes across a farm house. he goes up to the house n asks the farmer if he can stay there for the night. the farmer says "you can stay here as long as u need. just keep your hands off my daughter or i will inflict the three worst chineese torture testsupon you." the guy says ok.
they all sit down to dinner and the guy sees the daughter. he thinks that any torture is worth one night with this beauty. late at night he sneeks into her room and they have the best sex either of them have ever had. after wards he sneaks back to his room and goes to bed.
the next day he wakes up and finds a large rock on on his chest. the note on the rock reads "chineese troture test # 1: large rock on chest" the guy is not worried. he picks up the rock and walks over and throws it out of the second story window. as he does he notices a note on the window ledge that says "chineese torture test # 2: left testicle tied to rock" so the guy jumps out the window after the rock. o his way down he sees a note on he side of the house that says "chineese torture test # 3: right testicle tied to bed post."
love to hear you comments on this one. |
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