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Friday, June 27, 2008

  • Only in Texas...

    As I was driving home this evening, during rush hour in Nacogdoches I might add, I ended up getting behind this watermelon truck.   I kept a safe distance.



  • Currently Reading
    Perdita: The Literary, Theatrical, Scandalous Life of Mary Robinson
    By Paula Byrne
    see related

    Long awaited blog entry...

    Well, again I have been prodded into writing on the internet, walking on the bands of fiber optics that stretch from my house to some unknown locale.   I have needed to update this site, and my miserable squirrel picture, but I've been just a tad busy the past few weeks.   It seems like I'm busier more in Texas than I was in Mississippi, I know that is probably just the time factor, but perhaps life is gaining more momentum since the kids are getting older and I'm shuttling them from one activity to the next.  

    We just ended a three week whirlwind of art lessons for Elise and swim lessons for all three of the older kids.   Ian just rode on with us, blissfully unaware of his trips to and fro.   He did grunt occasionally for food, but otherwise he was a great baby.   As a highlight of these past three weeks, Ian turned 1.   Here is the cake I attempted to make for him:






    Bear in mind that I'm not the best cake baker, and the aluminum pan was the only smallish portable thing I could find in a jiffy (we transported the cake to a friend's house, but Ian fell asleep before we could sing to him, so he got it the next day instead).   The fondant cut-outs are actually trains, I have the cake upside down in this picture.  

    As for my budding left-handed artist, she enjoyed her two weeks of morning art camp.    Elise is a child of few words, but I realized that the time she spent at camp meant so much to her.   She's really in her element when she's messing around with paint, crayons and water color.   I can't duplicate that experience at home with three boys around, they really don't have much of a an artistic bent yet (not that they won't, Elise has just demonstrated a distinct talent for art since an early age).   At the end of her two weeks the students had an art show, here are some of the things that Elise showed us in the "gallery"--


    I don't know exactly what this is supposed to be, but the other art students had similar projects.  




    This is a flower painted onto glass with some type of marker. 




    This funny guy is a clay  face eating a meatball.   This was my favorite one of all the projects she produced, I thought that it was really creative and funny.   This photograph really doesn't do it justice, you'll just have to take my word for it.  

    Lastly, the class did a mural for the art show at the end of the camp, and Elise drew these upside down ants on the top of the mural and the butterfly:




    Here's a picture of the entire mural so that you can get an idea of the thematics, rather  bucolic in some regards. 





    We ended this month of June with a week of swim lessons.   In a class of 5, three of the pupils were mine.   Seth and Nathan were quite good, and at the end of the class they both jumped off of the diving board into the deep end (with help).   Elise didn't like the class so much, I don't think she liked getting her hair wet.   Her distaste for the water was most obvious, she started the crying thing a couple of times, but her teacher was tough and wouldn't let her stop kicking or blowing bubbles.   It's beyond me though how somebody who enjoys baths so much would freeze-up when it comes to a pool.    Nathan and Seth aren't afraid of much, save snakes, banshees, and roaches, and  at least they will flush the roaches.   I'm thankful the kids  could take a class together rather than apart, besides the transportation issue, Elise does so much better with her brothers than when alone. 


    For some odd reason, Nathan's bathing suit retained air bubbles all week.   They actually helped him float (or so his teacher said), but he looked like a bubble bottom for the duration of class.   You can see his personal flotation device on his hinder parts if you examine closely.  



    Seth was always ready to jump in when his teacher called for him.






    And lastly, here is Elise donning her shrinking violet act, after Wednesday she decided that swimming was not her favorite activity.  She didn't want all of her head in the water.  







    Lastly, as I leave you tonight I will leave you with the picture that Elise drew from one of her coloring book pictures this evening while in bed,  I have posted the original and her interpretation: 











    And no, she didn't trace it (I asked!).   I think the eyes are particularly good.  

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

  • SO....what do YOU do all day??? Or questions from probing minds...

    I think sometimes people look at me and think, "Well, she only stays home, what else can she possibly do?"   If they don't realize that I have four kids (then they don't ask that question), then another slew of questions ensues.   I have my comebacks for all of these inquiries, and I rehearse them (often).

    Here's a minor list of the things I have done today:

    --woke-up
    --nuked oatmeal for 4 kids, and ate an apple
    --washed 4 loads of clothes (this was staggered, not all at once)
    --made homemade meat sauce (12 qt pot full)
    --made parmesan-ricotta cheese mixture infused with oregano for homemade lasagna
    --assembled 4 pans of lasagna for 21 people coming over for dinner tonight (two to put back for another night)
    --fed the kids pizza (just so you think I'm really good and super wholesome--it was whole wheat crust and turkey     pepperoni--no pools of fat on my pizza!!!)
    --Ate my own lunch sitting at the table whilst reading a book to the kids...
    --Loaded two old falling apart pieces of furniture, a mirror and two old chairs into the back of my van with the         seat down and hauled it to Goodwill.   Got receipt for said items, rearranged car seats so that smallish child         was  no longer in the front of the van.   I loaded these things myself!!   I love to purge...
    --Clean the carport and have boys haul various and sundry items orphaned by Jonathan to the outside metal             building
    --hauled in bookcase from sun room to install in boy's room so that the den is not over-flowed with kid books.
    --found overdue book from Nac Library
    --Sat down to write this blog entry...and drink water.


    Although most of the people who read this blog probably have kids and don't wonder what I do all day, I here enlighten the blinded.   Amidst all of this I didn't do much school, we're on the tail end of it all.   I think I started with several bangs and now I'm just whimpering to the bitter end.   I feel compelled to finish what I bought, and I've learned more than I thought I would.   

    Okay, back to work for me, I only have two hours until people start walking through my laundry room to enter my kitchen for a church small group function here at my house.  

    And take all of this tongue and cheek, those of you not used to my odd humor.   I'm not really hung-up on wholesome food all that much, although I do prefer it.   I like my French fries and Cokes just as much as the next gal, especially if they are fountain Cokes.  

    Well, off to feed the catfish in my estuary (read: ditch, but there's not a drop of salt in it) bread heels.





Saturday, May 31, 2008

  • Currently Reading
    God's Brothel: The Extortion of Sex for Salvation in Contemporary Mormon and Christian Fundamentalist Polygamy and the Stories of 18
    By Andrea Moore-Emmett
    see related

    Contraban...

    I remember when McNuggets came out when I was a little girl. I remember thinking, "I must eat these NOW because they're only here for a limited time!!" Who would've guessed that they'd be around this long, and made of white meat?
    Well, when we do get out to eat at McD's for our traditional Sad Meals (no toys, split a meal deal with your sibling and mom gets the drink). Yes, you can think I'm a cheapskate for not getting the toys for my kids, but when we have gotten them they've gone in the trash in a matter of days. I really like to get my money's worth, and the Happy Meal just doesn't cut it. The kids are so used to my warped sense of finances that they ask for a sad meal. They also know what Happy Hour at Sonic is all about, and that it is the only time they have a remote chance of getting a strawberry slush.

    Well, in the mean time Seth has been inventive with his Sad Meals. Like he does with clouds, Seth sees shapes in the McNuggets. And his favorite is the chicken gun:

    DSCF3000

    DSCF2995


    Despite my many parenting peccadilloes the kids are still somewhat normal, or at least they look it.



Thursday, May 29, 2008

  • Blogging Tenacity...

    It seems that  I lack it.    I've had complaints from one family member (thanks, Mom!) that I never update this place.   I suppose I ought.   

    Well, I've had a bout of insomnia, predominately due to a  teething baby.   How can any one possibly have get more teeth at 11.75 months?   I'm guessing it's those year molars making an appearance.   I dare not put my finger past the eight front teeth that have already appeared---this shark bites.  

    Seth is coming out of his cuteness phase.   Soon he will be five and past the really sweet little boy stage.   He can ride a bike now, punch his brother and get very dirty.   But he still whines with the best of them.   He found a poisonous snake in the yard today and wasn't even scared of it.   Frankly I wasn't either, I wanted to capture it for Jonathan to see later.   It slithered into a tree though and I was unable to apprehend it.   Perhaps I'll find something else next week that will be easier to catch.

    Seth still does his funny mispronunciations.   He has this sword shaped stick that he plays with all the time, and he used to hold is up and say, "George" when he was about to attacked.   It wasn't until I listened very closely that I figured out his mistake, and I mentioned to him that "charge" was the correct word.   I think the "george" was because of Curious George and missionary George Muller.   We're reading a book about the famous missionary George Muller who was the type of guy who never asked for money and depended upon God for all the needs of his orphanage in England.   When I started reading the book to the kids, they peppered me with the question, "Why is George Prussian?"  or "Why is George stealing money from his father?"   I finally realized that they were combining the monkey and the man, an odd bit of syncretism.  


Thursday, May 08, 2008

  • I'm awake...now what?

    Well, I'm awake here in Nacogdoches.   Spell checker doesn't like the word Nacogdoches, although I think it will have to bend to my will just this once.  

    As of late I haven't been blogging that much, I've been busy.   That, and a self-imposed computer fast have been making me a bit more productive than usual.   Sending a laptop to work with Jonathan has its advantages.   I don't need to spend all of my time online whilst trouble is brewing around me.   Or in Nathan's case, he percolates trouble.   Speaking of which, my almost Irish twins (read: babies born within 12 months of each other, but mine are 13 months) turned 7 and 6.   Hard to believe I'll be a mom to a teenager in 6 years.   Some people tell me, "remember these days...they'll go so fast."   I enjoy my older kiddos more now that I did before, it's easier when they can tell you why they are miserable.   Usually ice cream will fix what ails them.  

    In other news, I've signed Elise up for two weeks of art lessons this summer.    She doesn't know about that yet, and we're discussing the possibility of piano lessons.    She is wanting to learn so badly, and she gets the other kids at church to teach her little ditties on the instrument.  I'm ready to graduate from Twinkle Twinkle Little Star ASAP.  



  • Sethisms...

    Seth:   Dad, does your nose feel better?
    Jonathan:  No, it's not hurting.
    Seth:   Well, can I punch it now?  


  • Dream big...

    You know that when you have crazy dreams about a blind Linda Ronstadt being lowered by a crane to the floor while singing Christmas carols that you ought to wake-up.   Here I am...

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Friday, June 27, 2008

  • Only in Texas...

    As I was driving home this evening, during rush hour in Nacogdoches I might add, I ended up getting behind this watermelon truck.   I kept a safe distance.



  • Currently Reading
    Perdita: The Literary, Theatrical, Scandalous Life of Mary Robinson
    By Paula Byrne
    see related

    Long awaited blog entry...

    Well, again I have been prodded into writing on the internet, walking on the bands of fiber optics that stretch from my house to some unknown locale.   I have needed to update this site, and my miserable squirrel picture, but I've been just a tad busy the past few weeks.   It seems like I'm busier more in Texas than I was in Mississippi, I know that is probably just the time factor, but perhaps life is gaining more momentum since the kids are getting older and I'm shuttling them from one activity to the next.  

    We just ended a three week whirlwind of art lessons for Elise and swim lessons for all three of the older kids.   Ian just rode on with us, blissfully unaware of his trips to and fro.   He did grunt occasionally for food, but otherwise he was a great baby.   As a highlight of these past three weeks, Ian turned 1.   Here is the cake I attempted to make for him:






    Bear in mind that I'm not the best cake baker, and the aluminum pan was the only smallish portable thing I could find in a jiffy (we transported the cake to a friend's house, but Ian fell asleep before we could sing to him, so he got it the next day instead).   The fondant cut-outs are actually trains, I have the cake upside down in this picture.  

    As for my budding left-handed artist, she enjoyed her two weeks of morning art camp.    Elise is a child of few words, but I realized that the time she spent at camp meant so much to her.   She's really in her element when she's messing around with paint, crayons and water color.   I can't duplicate that experience at home with three boys around, they really don't have much of a an artistic bent yet (not that they won't, Elise has just demonstrated a distinct talent for art since an early age).   At the end of her two weeks the students had an art show, here are some of the things that Elise showed us in the "gallery"--


    I don't know exactly what this is supposed to be, but the other art students had similar projects.  




    This is a flower painted onto glass with some type of marker. 




    This funny guy is a clay  face eating a meatball.   This was my favorite one of all the projects she produced, I thought that it was really creative and funny.   This photograph really doesn't do it justice, you'll just have to take my word for it.  

    Lastly, the class did a mural for the art show at the end of the camp, and Elise drew these upside down ants on the top of the mural and the butterfly:




    Here's a picture of the entire mural so that you can get an idea of the thematics, rather  bucolic in some regards. 





    We ended this month of June with a week of swim lessons.   In a class of 5, three of the pupils were mine.   Seth and Nathan were quite good, and at the end of the class they both jumped off of the diving board into the deep end (with help).   Elise didn't like the class so much, I don't think she liked getting her hair wet.   Her distaste for the water was most obvious, she started the crying thing a couple of times, but her teacher was tough and wouldn't let her stop kicking or blowing bubbles.   It's beyond me though how somebody who enjoys baths so much would freeze-up when it comes to a pool.    Nathan and Seth aren't afraid of much, save snakes, banshees, and roaches, and  at least they will flush the roaches.   I'm thankful the kids  could take a class together rather than apart, besides the transportation issue, Elise does so much better with her brothers than when alone. 


    For some odd reason, Nathan's bathing suit retained air bubbles all week.   They actually helped him float (or so his teacher said), but he looked like a bubble bottom for the duration of class.   You can see his personal flotation device on his hinder parts if you examine closely.  



    Seth was always ready to jump in when his teacher called for him.






    And lastly, here is Elise donning her shrinking violet act, after Wednesday she decided that swimming was not her favorite activity.  She didn't want all of her head in the water.  







    Lastly, as I leave you tonight I will leave you with the picture that Elise drew from one of her coloring book pictures this evening while in bed,  I have posted the original and her interpretation: 











    And no, she didn't trace it (I asked!).   I think the eyes are particularly good.  

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

  • SO....what do YOU do all day??? Or questions from probing minds...

    I think sometimes people look at me and think, "Well, she only stays home, what else can she possibly do?"   If they don't realize that I have four kids (then they don't ask that question), then another slew of questions ensues.   I have my comebacks for all of these inquiries, and I rehearse them (often).

    Here's a minor list of the things I have done today:

    --woke-up
    --nuked oatmeal for 4 kids, and ate an apple
    --washed 4 loads of clothes (this was staggered, not all at once)
    --made homemade meat sauce (12 qt pot full)
    --made parmesan-ricotta cheese mixture infused with oregano for homemade lasagna
    --assembled 4 pans of lasagna for 21 people coming over for dinner tonight (two to put back for another night)
    --fed the kids pizza (just so you think I'm really good and super wholesome--it was whole wheat crust and turkey     pepperoni--no pools of fat on my pizza!!!)
    --Ate my own lunch sitting at the table whilst reading a book to the kids...
    --Loaded two old falling apart pieces of furniture, a mirror and two old chairs into the back of my van with the         seat down and hauled it to Goodwill.   Got receipt for said items, rearranged car seats so that smallish child         was  no longer in the front of the van.   I loaded these things myself!!   I love to purge...
    --Clean the carport and have boys haul various and sundry items orphaned by Jonathan to the outside metal             building
    --hauled in bookcase from sun room to install in boy's room so that the den is not over-flowed with kid books.
    --found overdue book from Nac Library
    --Sat down to write this blog entry...and drink water.


    Although most of the people who read this blog probably have kids and don't wonder what I do all day, I here enlighten the blinded.   Amidst all of this I didn't do much school, we're on the tail end of it all.   I think I started with several bangs and now I'm just whimpering to the bitter end.   I feel compelled to finish what I bought, and I've learned more than I thought I would.   

    Okay, back to work for me, I only have two hours until people start walking through my laundry room to enter my kitchen for a church small group function here at my house.  

    And take all of this tongue and cheek, those of you not used to my odd humor.   I'm not really hung-up on wholesome food all that much, although I do prefer it.   I like my French fries and Cokes just as much as the next gal, especially if they are fountain Cokes.  

    Well, off to feed the catfish in my estuary (read: ditch, but there's not a drop of salt in it) bread heels.





Saturday, May 31, 2008

  • Currently Reading
    God's Brothel: The Extortion of Sex for Salvation in Contemporary Mormon and Christian Fundamentalist Polygamy and the Stories of 18
    By Andrea Moore-Emmett
    see related

    Contraban...

    I remember when McNuggets came out when I was a little girl. I remember thinking, "I must eat these NOW because they're only here for a limited time!!" Who would've guessed that they'd be around this long, and made of white meat?
    Well, when we do get out to eat at McD's for our traditional Sad Meals (no toys, split a meal deal with your sibling and mom gets the drink). Yes, you can think I'm a cheapskate for not getting the toys for my kids, but when we have gotten them they've gone in the trash in a matter of days. I really like to get my money's worth, and the Happy Meal just doesn't cut it. The kids are so used to my warped sense of finances that they ask for a sad meal. They also know what Happy Hour at Sonic is all about, and that it is the only time they have a remote chance of getting a strawberry slush.

    Well, in the mean time Seth has been inventive with his Sad Meals. Like he does with clouds, Seth sees shapes in the McNuggets. And his favorite is the chicken gun:

    DSCF3000

    DSCF2995


    Despite my many parenting peccadilloes the kids are still somewhat normal, or at least they look it.