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Name: Karen Country: United States State: Virginia Metro: Richmond Birthday: 9/9/1990 Gender: Female
Interests: food, sleep, lazying around, getting my eddication, taking over the world Expertise: sarcasm, the fine art of criticising people, math, typing grammatically correct English Occupation: Student
Message: message me AIM: DarkMagiGirl9
Member Since:
1/3/2006
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| Speak up goddamnitI realized how much I hate silent people. The people who never talk. Or when they do talk, you can't quite hear them. Or people who suddenly stop talking to me, and won't tell me why. I know there's something wrong. I'm not that fucking stupid. Of course, why do I care? | | |
| I just hateHow people can be so unreliable sometimes. Sometimes, I just a feel a certain friendship is just not worth it. Ugh. | | |
| DarkMagiGirl9: on the first day, I can imagine her assigning her students 5 "SAVE OUR PLANET" projects detectivezim: lol. "this year you will need to have 5 hours worth of tree hugging logged in your Superman loggs" DarkMagiGirl9: "and *insert sideway eight here* hours worth of hurting those who hurt spiders" detectivezim: "don't forget to pick of your red capes and tights at teh administration office" DarkMagiGirl9: *brainwashes students to like her* detectivezim: *tripps and falls on face* DarkMagiGirl9: "and don't forget... I graduated at Bioterrorist University, so *hyperventilates* I'M SUPPA AWESOME!" detectivezim: sicks bucket of black widdows on student DarkMagiGirl9: OH NO! HEATHER! DarkMagiGirl9: SAVE THOSE STUDENTS FROM BIOBITCH'S WRATH! detectivezim: *HURRY! TO THE CHAMBER OF SOLITUDE!!!" detectivezim: DUN DUN DUUUUN... DarkMagiGirl9: *starts up the batmobile* detectivezim: "YOU BRING A BAD NAME TO BATS! DIE... BAD... NAMERS!!" DarkMagiGirl9: me: "I'M ASIAN!! AND I CAN'T DRIVE THIS BATMOBILE!!!" *aaaaaaaaaahhhhh* DarkMagiGirl9: me: *hits random colorful buttons* detectivezim: "NO! DON'T HIT THAT..." *CRASHHH* "treee....." DarkMagiGirl9: *tree sets on fire* DarkMagiGirl9: Biobitch's FREAKING OUT!! detectivezim: Mrs. Marr: *clenches fists and looks towards the sky* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" DarkMagiGirl9: Biobitch: "YOU... AAAAAAAAAAHHH! YOU PHAIL WITH AN F!!!" DarkMagiGirl9: *she turns into a tree monster* DarkMagiGirl9: Biobitch: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" *rampages through town because they are destroying our nature, making sure to step on every SUV* detectivezim: biobitch: "DAMN YOU, YOU GAS GUZZLERS!" DarkMagiGirl9: *she fires the WILDLIFE JOURNAL OF DOOM at people* detectivezim: "NOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT SCIENTIFIC NAMES THAT ARE COMPLETELY POINTLESS AND MEAN NOTHING TO US AND YET TOOK US 328572587 HOURS TO FIND!!!" DarkMagiGirl9: me: "You know what destroys EVIL WILDLIFE JOURNAL OF DOOM? FIRE!!!!" DarkMagiGirl9: *takes out a flamethrower and starts burning the books* detectivezim: me:*takes flamethrower and sets and tree on fire with 45 gallons of gasoline* DarkMagiGirl9: me: "quick Heather! we must save all of these innocent people from infinite hours of pointless research!" DarkMagiGirl9: *you run uber fast towards Biobitch forming a trail of gasoline* DarkMagiGirl9: *and I follow with the flamethrower* detectivezim: *points flamwthrower at biobitch* "RESEARCHING IS A FORM OF READING! FEEL 451 DEGREES OF EVIL BIOBITCH!" DarkMagiGirl9: Biobitch: "NEVAAAAAAAAAA!1" *her wooden trunks starts to burn* DarkMagiGirl9: Biobitch: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! SAVE ME MY LOVE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"' detectivezim: *SCREEEEECH!* DarkMagiGirl9: Mr. Marr is nowhere to be found DarkMagiGirl9: me: "Guess she'll have to dye miserably and alone" detectivezim: "IT'S ME! MR. MARR IN A HUGE GAS GUZZLING SUV!!!" DarkMagiGirl9: *gasps* detectivezim: "NO!!! I HATE YOU AND YOUR GAS!!!" detectivezim: "F*CK YOU BIOBITCH!" *hits her with SUV* DarkMagiGirl9: *Mr. Marr turns out to be a lamer incarnation of Superman, and flies out while the gas guzzling SUV starts running into Biobitch* DarkMagiGirl9: me: "hey look! MORE SUV's!" DarkMagiGirl9: *more SUV starts hitting Biobitch* detectivezim: *SUV's catch on fire* detectivezim: biobitch: "NOOOOOO! THE OZONE LAYER!" DarkMagiGirl9: Ozone layer: j00 JUST GOT PWNED BITCH! DarkMagiGirl9: Biobitch: *looks of fear, terror, etc etc* WAAAT???????!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO detectivezim: biobitch: "WHY THE F*CK DOES WOOD BURN SO SLOW* detectivezim: *students begin to roast marshmallows* DarkMagiGirl9: *students begin cooking MEAT on Biobitch's fire* DarkMagiGirl9: Biobitch: "WHAT? FIRST MY HUSBAND, THEN THE OZONE LAYER, AND THEN MY STUDENTS???" detectivezim: biobitch: "NOOO!!!! YOU KILLED BAMBI YOU BASTARDS!".... *groan*...."MY INSIDES!!! THEY CANNOT... HANDLE... THE..... MEAT!!!!" DarkMagiGirl9: me: "Hey! I think we found her weakness! We must cook more meat!" DarkMagiGirl9: *students starts bringing in truckloads of raw meat* detectivezim: *students begin to trap and kill snow white, the 7 dwarves, and all the fuzzy creatures of the forest and begin skinning them mercilessly" DarkMagiGirl9: Biobitch: "UUUUUGNNNNOOOOOO! THE ANIMALS THE ANIMALS!!" DarkMagiGirl9: *she starts dying on the inside* DarkMagiGirl9: *and she grows shorter because her woods have turned to ashes* detectivezim: "agggahhhigafooooo".. *and other random noises* DarkMagiGirl9: when only her face is still not yet burned DarkMagiGirl9: me: "this is what you get for not letting me drop out of honors bitch!" *hits her with a metal baseball bat* detectivezim: *her hair thinns.... more than it already is* detectivezim: "this is what you get for forcing me to spend 16 hours a day on a VJAS project that i didn't understand!!" detectivezim: *hacks at the tree with an axe* DarkMagiGirl9: *students repeat what we did* DarkMagiGirl9: random guy: "this is what you get for pushing me when I tried to kill a spider!" DarkMagiGirl9: random girl: "this is what you get for assigning the shittiest projects ever!" DarkMagiGirl9: *both throw bottles of AXE on her* detectivezim: random girl "this is what you get for making me pin bugs!" detectivezim: *throws herself into the flames and tries to punch her. fails miserably* DarkMagiGirl9: half an hour later, when all of her former students wish her good life in hell DarkMagiGirl9: Biobitch: *barely audible whisper* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh... *she gasps one final time as the last of her breath is heard* detectivezim: *loud crash*...*black widows attack students and use their bodies to stop the flames* DarkMagiGirl9: *they find ashes* detectivezim: me.... "you killed asian kenneth! BASTARDS!!!" DarkMagiGirl9: me: what? they stopped the flames but found ashes DarkMagiGirl9: me: and Kenneth is right there, eating bambi DarkMagiGirl9: *points in a random direction* detectivezim: me: "BAR B Q!" DarkMagiGirl9: *black widows game extinct* DarkMagiGirl9: became* detectivezim: *students begin to eat the char-broiled remains of the dwarves and snow white* DarkMagiGirl9: BUT WAIT! DarkMagiGirl9: nighttime falls, and a black widow came back to life DarkMagiGirl9: it eats the ashes of its fallen relatives and Biobitch DarkMagiGirl9: and grows into this giant spider/tree monster thing detectivezim: *black widows shit her remains all over the earth* DarkMagiGirl9: *black widows fart* DarkMagiGirl9: 'EEEEEEWWWWWW detectivezim: *clouds form in the shape of biobitch's head* biobitch/cloud: "no! stop the methane!" DarkMagiGirl9: *cows fart* detectivezim: *cloud coughs and spews acid rain* DarkMagiGirl9: *burns her disgusting environmentally-friendly foods* detectivezim: "NOOOO!" *cloud dissapears as voice fades* DarkMagiGirl9: YAY! DarkMagiGirl9: me: "I'm convinced that those stupid lawn gnomes are behind this!" DarkMagiGirl9: me: "creating this evil biology teacher to help them aide their evil plans!" DarkMagiGirl9: me: "let's go destroy lawn gnomes!" detectivezim: me: "but i think lawn gnomes are alloys of deer!" detectivezim: *lawn gnomes come to life and start up chain saws while looking at the tons of venicin meat before them* DarkMagiGirl9: KICK THEM! DarkMagiGirl9: me: *kick lawn gnomes* detectivezim: "oh no! the lawn flamingos are joining forces with them!" detectivezim: *kick* detectivezim: "this isn't working!" detectivezim: *sets off nuclear bomb* DarkMagiGirl9: IT'S NOT WORKING! DarkMagiGirl9: *gets a bunch of fat kids to fart on them* DarkMagiGirl9: "QUICK! WHERE'S THE FLAME THROWER?" detectivezim: *lights a match* detectivezim: *meanwhile, african children smell burnt farts and see the giant mushroom cloud that destroys 3 continents DarkMagiGirl9: muahahahahahaaaaaaaa! DarkMagiGirl9: would you like to be Agent 02 and help me conquer the world? detectivezim: sure detectivezim: *to be continued* lol | | |
| Spice GirlsI remembered when they were like... HUGE. I downloaded their albums. Can you say... ILLEGAL DOWNLOADS? Oh man, I loved this song... Who Do You Think You Are? Oh man... the memories.
Mmm... if everything goes alright, I plan to clean my bathroom, clean my room, bake more cookies, and stuff.
Well, my dad's been telling me his restrictions for when I can drive. Basically, to and from school only. If I want to go anywhere else, I have to ask. I can't just drive my friends anywhere. And others. Wow, so even with a car, I STILL have very limited freedom. But he also said that when he feels I can drive safely, I can go places. | | |
| HomeostasisIf there's one thing I learned in biology, is that living things go through homeostasis.
Well, this is my homeostasis. I've been FAR too nice this week, and I haven't really expressed my violent/angry/negative emotions. So right now, I'm angry and pissed off, and there's no one to explode at. There's these two people in particular that I'd just LOVE to talk to in caps and size 48 font right now. But... I'm too nice for that. I'll just repress it and pretend there's nothing fucking wrong. I'll just put on a mask with a stretched out U for a mouth, and pretend to be this happy little faery everyone thinks I am.
I am jealous at the truly apathetic people out there. There's this tiny part of me that cares at all, and I fucking hate it. And it irks me that people think I care about their shitty lives and the pathetic little dramas and problems that come attached. You don't care about my life, drama, or problem, so why should I care about yours? And really, it's my problem. If I want you to know, I'll tell you. If I don't, tell you, then it must mean I don't want you to know, right? IT'S THAT FUCKING SIMPLE. Everything else is just none of your fucking business!
And god damn, this is the first night in a while that I'm not IM'ing someone at this hour. I really miss this peace. There's usually something I want to do, and I can't really expect to do it well when someone keeps IM'ing me with insignificant babble. This is why I love myspace. I can answer at my own leisure. Instant... t'is not always a good thing.
Now, I'm probably not going to sign on to my main screenname anymore. If you're important enough, ask and I'll give you my other screenname(s), if you don't have them already. | | |
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