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Name: JB
Country: United States
State: Delaware
Metro: Dover
Birthday: 8/24/1982
Gender: Male
Interests: Christ, investing, social disorder, music, writing, reading, and vegetating.
Expertise: Head shots, knowing which rules matter, US Army small arms, what Strong Bad would say, and the national media's conspiricy to homogonize American culture.
Occupation: Military
Industry: Government
Message: message meEmail: email me
AIM:  TheManiacalDuck
Member Since:
10/29/2003
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| Today is my first day back inside my home in Delaware as a free man. I am no longer bound to the Army and there is no likelyhood of my ever deploying again. It's a strange sensation, I feel like I am existing on multiple planes. I am hyper-aware. Everything seems familiar and yet brand new simultaneously. Images, colors and sounds flash across my field of perception. It's as if I have additional senses beyond those five with which I was born. I have another organ capable of detecting rays of possibilties, hopes, and future struggles- but my mind is only passingly familiar with how to interpret these impulses from this yet unnamed organ and can only process snippets of information. I feel like I could pass through the walls of my house unhindered. If I tried just a little harder I could cover a mile with a single step, jump up to such a height that I could take in the whole city before me in my field of view. If I were to breathe in just a little deeper I'd absorb the thoughts and psychic emanations from my sleeping neighbors and experience their dreams. The world unfolds before me like drop of red colored water released into the clear blue ocean, and its secrets are mine. Tomorrow this will all have passed, but the possibilities remain.
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| http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane
Thank you Hollywood for continuing to bring credible, well written, and exciting entertainment to my life. Snakes on a Plane is a rich story, filled with lineage, heritage, armitage, and possibly umbrage. It is, quite deservedly, already a massive internet phenomenon and I eagerly anticipate its theatrical release. With cunningly crafted dialogue such as "Get these (expletive) snakes, of the (expletive) plane," or "Enough is enough. I've had it with these snakes," Snakes on a Plane will certainly supercede the high literary standards set down by others in the (animal) on a (mode of transportation) Genre, such as: Monkies on a Train, Squid on a Hovercraft, and Hitchcock's famous Platypi on a Zeppelin.
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I think a greater effort to show some basic competence with the language of your desired residence would have strengthened your position.
But what am I know?
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| There is always one. One uptight, rule-mongering jerkoff who just doesn't get it, that is. Also, at least one, often more. As it turns out, in Ravenna, Ohio there are several. If you are wondering what I am talking about, read this and this, and then as a fitting, almost beautiful close to the dilemma, read this.
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| Thank you, Featured Internet Advertisement, for being so considerate as to query me concerning my feelings re:
whether or not Lindsay Lohan is too skinny. This is a pressing
issue that all citizens of this troubled world should consider with all
seriousness. My notarized response will be arriving via first class
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