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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Tue, 25 Apr 2006 00:27:37 GMT

Today is my first day back inside my home in Delaware as a free man. I am no longer bound to the Army and there is no likelyhood of my ever deploying again. It's a strange sensation, I feel like I am existing on multiple planes. I am hyper-aware. Everything seems familiar and yet brand new simultaneously. Images, colors and sounds flash across my field of perception. It's as if I have additional senses beyond those five with which I was born. I have another organ capable of detecting rays of possibilties, hopes, and future struggles- but my mind is only passingly familiar with how to interpret these impulses from this yet unnamed organ and can only process snippets of information. I feel like I could pass through the walls of my house unhindered. If I tried just a little harder I could cover a mile with a single step, jump up to such a height that I could take in the whole city before me in my field of view. If I were to breathe in just a little deeper I'd absorb the thoughts and psychic emanations from my sleeping neighbors and experience their dreams. The world unfolds before me like drop of red colored water released into the clear blue ocean, and its secrets are mine. Tomorrow this will all have passed, but the possibilities remain.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Tue, 18 Apr 2006 12:26:17 GMT

http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane

Thank you Hollywood for continuing to bring credible, well written, and exciting entertainment to my life. Snakes on a Plane is a rich story, filled with lineage, heritage, armitage, and possibly umbrage. It is, quite deservedly, already a massive internet phenomenon and I eagerly anticipate its theatrical release. With cunningly crafted dialogue such as "Get these (expletive) snakes, of the (expletive) plane," or "Enough is enough. I've had it with these snakes," Snakes on a Plane will certainly supercede the high literary standards set down by others in the (animal) on a (mode of transportation) Genre, such as: Monkies on a Train, Squid on a Hovercraft, and Hitchcock's famous Platypi on a Zeppelin.

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:19:39 GMT

I think a greater effort to show some basic competence with the language of your desired residence would have strengthened your position.

But what am I know?

Monday, April 10, 2006

Mon, 10 Apr 2006 11:09:49 GMT

There is always one. One uptight, rule-mongering jerkoff who just doesn't get it, that is. Also, at least one, often more. As it turns out, in Ravenna, Ohio there are several. If you are wondering what I am talking about, read this and this, and then as a fitting, almost beautiful close to the dilemma, read this.

Monday, April 03, 2006

Mon, 03 Apr 2006 03:03:08 GMT

Thank you, Featured Internet Advertisement, for being so considerate as to query me concerning my feelings re: whether or not Lindsay Lohan is too skinny. This is a pressing issue that all citizens of this troubled world should consider with all seriousness. My notarized response will be arriving via first class mail.

Friday, March 24, 2006

Fri, 24 Mar 2006 22:44:36 GMT

I don't usually like White Ninja, but every once in a while...

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Wed, 15 Mar 2006 11:10:29 GMT

Since I'm at it anyway, these cat comics always make me lagh especially when read in sequence (as opposed to achronologically as I typically do.) The author truly has a gift for seeing the world the way a cat might, and interpreting human actions through a cat's perspective, and giving a sort of feline legitimacy to the irraitional (from a homocentric persepctive) actiosn our beloved pets are known to partake in from time to time.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:58:13 GMT

And, of course, these are still the reason I get up in the morning.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:56:17 GMT

So, I don't really update anymore, but this seemed worth attempting. I was dissapointed in the overall adjective selection, most notably the negative ones. Somehow not checking sympathetic didn't seem to hold quite as much emphasis as checking un-sympathetic would have. Maybe this will, however, turn into one of those totally cool things we all do for like a week before lapsing back into an awkward, digital, silence.

http://kevan.org/johari?name=faintpremonition

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Sun, 12 Feb 2006 07:32:30 GMT

Tampa = Awesome