Hm, well tonight made me realize that I honestly can just keep talking shit about you forever  It was about a particular person who will be noted as _________. Why do you need off at 5:30pm on a friday to go to a party. Who the fuck goes to a party when it's still daylight? Am I crazy?! "I'd really like to meet her parents and introduce them on a lesson of names. Why name your kid _________, when you can just combine them and get _______, there is no need for the _____ then the ____." And that fucking laugh needs to go, everytime even if it's not funny it starts of with the blow of the lips and then bahahahaha, so loud I bet the people in Australia can hear it. And the everytime you turn the corner, make eye contact or just flat out look at you, "Omg you scared me so bad" and you jump so far you could be a kangaroo. Now all that happens daily.... the included extras would be: That attitude, that feeling of being lost every second, not knowing how todo a single thing, walking into things, texting and IMing your BFFLs, saying that you hooked up with this person and this person and when they find out it's like WTF and you continue to stick with "I said I hooked up with someone that looked like you" --Because _________, theres SO many people that look like me! with the same name! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. And in all honesty the sad part is, this is only about 15% out of the 100% of a person. I could easily keep going. But thats okay cause _________, you are my best friend and you don't even know it. I'm sure you'll find out and be like "OMG REALLY!?" And I'm just gonna have to tell you, "Oh oops, my bad--they just looked like you!" People these days. | 
I'll eventually get to that. Along with burning the image in my head of my professor who has the drawn on eyebrows, eyeliner on both the top and bottom, and funky lipstick with the line on the outside, looks like a snowman and has an annoying accent.