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| As per my previous entry...talking about what a big klutz i am and i DARED fate to hit me with something else...well...friday, after work, I received a phone call from my sister, telling me that my mom severed the tip of her finger at work (lets say, its comparable to the Wendy's chili finger) and has gone to the emergency room to get stitched up...
i've never been one to be superstitious...i usually leave that for old chinese ladies, but...damn....
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| i'm such a klutz...
ever have things happen to you throughout the day and you feel like you're some specific character in some movie? today...i feel like Bridget Jones. not because i have complexities in my love life or the lack thereof...well..sort of...but i'm being a big klutz, then again Bridget Jones wasnt really a klutz...she just made bad decisions or something... ANYWAY...at this point, i just feel like her...maybe its my bad luck today...*knock on wood*...not to mention that the majority of my job is paper-chasing....i have 2 papercuts and 1 CARDBOARD cut, a broken nail, and as if i cant get any worse, i stabbed myself with a pen...ALL TODAY...
*applaud*
thank you very much... how i did that with 2 cups of coffee and 1 cup of green tea in my system, i do not know... actually maybe its the overdose of caffeine that has me twitching... so not only do i NOT have a nail clipper, but i also have a chunk of skin and flesh hanging off my left pointer finger... two bandaids on my left hand... and if i decide to put bandaids on my paper cuts and etc., i'll look like a freakin mummy... WHAT NEXT?!
(NOW who do i feel like? jennifer love hewitt in "i know what you did last summer"...standing out in the rain...screaming towards ANYONE and daring them to come after her....yup...thats who i feel like...waiting for fate to hit me with the next thing...) | | |
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To the Lovely ladies of alpha Kappa Delta Phi:
much love,
your alums + shel
(oh...and our accomplices glo and janie...you know...our watch dog and our photographer...)
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!...girls will be girls...*sigh*...such pranksters...
chi's and their mother...always up to no good...
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| It's that time of the year again...GIRL SCOUT COOKIES...yummm...
At this point of the year, I am supposed to gain 10 pounds...why?...because I've just bought 4 boxes of girl scout cookies and my sister just bought 6...4 plus 6 is 10...10 fuckin boxes of cookies...you cant do anything with these cookies, but consume 10,000 calories (holy mother of god!)... cant give them away cuz they come once a year...they're precious...so of course, we keep them and eat them...and thus, gain 10 pounds...plus you have to help them little girls by buying them..so that they can earn their badges or whatever...
ever wonder why they choose this time of the year to sell them?...i do...but i think its because its also that time of the year when it rains...and must i add storms? what better way is there for them to earn them badges? talk about challenges...
girl scouts...just another sorority for little girls... | | |
| dude...these new hours suck...9-5:30...i hate human traffic...i never get to sit down in the damn train now...i'm always standing...sometimes i dont even get a pole to hold onto because i'm too short to hold on to the ones above my head...and it took my 50 minutes to get to SF this morning! (it usually takes me 20 minutes)...according to cher...there were problems with BART's computer and i was in one of the three trains stuck in the transbay tube...talk about being claustrophobic!! too many people on BART... and stuck in a tunnel!! my god!! i think i've realized one of my many fears of being on BART...
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