She brought them back, all four of them! They are under my back stoop, all with grey eyes open, and furry, and cuddly, and cute. What do I do now?

flippin ????????????????

She hid the kittens, and I can't find them!

flippin lost

What, O, what do I do? A female cat has a new born litter of four kittens on my property. I already have 5 cats in the house...can't afford any more. SPCA will not take them, neighbors don't want them. It's gotten to the point that I'm thinking euthanasia, if I knew of a humane method, but doubt if I could go through with it. What am I turning into....the old lady that dies with a hundred cats in her house, her body half eaten when she is finally discovered?

flippin out

ODIFEROUS OBSERVATION

What’s with all the different types of air fresheners advertised on TV? You might think that, the majority of homeowners, no longer clean the house to remove odors!

By the way, if your Mom calls and says she’s coming over and will be there in a couple of minutes, spray some Windex, or pine oil cleaner in the air before she arrives. Your Mom will think at least you made an effort to clean some part of the house.

flippin far, far, away.............

UPDATE!

There, I did it.