ah.

what an eventful weekend it has been.

my mom found out about some demerits, most unfortunately.

a car drove by with a bloodied, butchered pig sticking out of the back of his pickup truck. unpleasant? maybe. amusing? most definetly.

i witnessed an old man and a fat ass samoan chick having anal sex behind a banyon tree. i was slightly revolted, to say the least.

heaven threw a party in my mouth. that translates to i ate an almond croissant from bale. absolute top-hole vittles, that was.

anyhoo, i must be off.
tah-tah, jess