Foamy_kicks_ass's Xanga

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Tue, 08 Aug 2006 17:29:26 GMT

Hey everyone, I'm ditching this site and moving to a new one, xhoLLow______X.

Tah-tah for now.
-June

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Thu, 06 Jul 2006 14:20:00 GMT

There's one tiny problem with this layout...

i can't change it.

anyway, it's pretty, although I wish I could edit my profile.

It's summer and I'm at my fucking school... and I'm not in summer school. I honestly have nothing better to do.

I'm losing my chastity in, I'm betting a five-day period after the tenth.

Hmm.

I kinda don't feel like doing it. But, then again, I'll be getting it over with, and it's with Aaron, who has got to be one of the sweetest guys I've ever met.

He's going to Iraq!!!!!!

Anyway, I'm going now.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Tue, 30 May 2006 23:59:09 GMT

like my new layout everybody?

i wish i knew how to make my own..

and wow.

Nightwish is a beautiful band.

hear the music?

heh. it's summer now. what joy.

love is in the past. i don't ever want to get attracted to another guy. or girl. it just hurts too much. that's why i drown myself in the music.

until next time...

Monday, May 01, 2006

Mon, 01 May 2006 01:26:04 GMT

ah.

what an eventful weekend it has been.

my mom found out about some demerits, most unfortunately.

a car drove by with a bloodied, butchered pig sticking out of the back of his pickup truck. unpleasant? maybe. amusing? most definetly.

i witnessed an old man and a fat ass samoan chick having anal sex behind a banyon tree. i was slightly revolted, to say the least.

heaven threw a party in my mouth. that translates to i ate an almond croissant from bale. absolute top-hole vittles, that was.

anyhoo, i must be off.
tah-tah, jess

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Sun, 16 Apr 2006 08:06:39 GMT

oh my god...

how long has it been since i've last updated? i really should get back into xanga...

oh man.

oh manohmanohman...

my love relationships are horrible... tom, yes i'm putting his name out for the world to see, seeing as how no one looks at xanga anymore, is just not... fucking... ARRRGH why can't he make up his fucking mind about what he wants to do?!?!?! I'M RIPPING APART N THE INSIDE!!! aaaaaagghh...

i'm back to cutting!! woopee!

i don't know. my life is like a trend. sometimes there are hills (good times) and then there are pits (bad times) a few weeks ago, i was on a mountain. and now... I'M TRAPPED IN A FREAKIN' ABYSS!!!

anyway, i'll try to update again when i'm not so emo.
tah-tah! -jess

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Tue, 17 Jan 2006 20:22:46 GMT

i haven't updated in a long time, and this is gonna be a short one.

Major Events:
1) Broke up with my douchebag of a boyfriend. (yay!)
2) My crush finally kissed me.(double yay!)
3) School has started (aaaaarrrgghh...)

sites I want you to check out:

My myspace: www.myspace.com/it_is_raining_blood

My quizilla: www.quizilla.com/user=jjkincaid (<--- or something along those lines. you can go here or go to quizilla.com and search the username "jjkincaid". the stories there are for all you Gerard Way lovers. ;P)

toodles!

Monday, December 12, 2005

Mon, 12 Dec 2005 15:46:10 GMT

i love Lestat.

"Queen of the Damned" has officially changed my life forever.

<------------ personal favorite :)

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Wed, 30 Nov 2005 03:05:46 GMT

OKLAHOMA WUZ AWESOME! WOO! GOT TIPSY FOR THE FIRST TIME!

eh, i'm pathetic. :D

guys, i gotts te be careful with what i say on xanga now, because my dad's been looking at my account.

i'll probably completely disregard that fact anyway.

RAY IS HOT! yayayayayayayayah........

Monday, November 14, 2005

Mon, 14 Nov 2005 15:49:15 GMT

I shall now explain the basics of speaking Native American Peter Pan style:

It's simple as this.
1. Use no pronouns.
2. Use no linking verbs.
2. Add "um" to the end of every verb.

Ex.: Jess smoke'um peace pipe Oklahoma.

Have fun chums!

Friday, November 04, 2005

Fri, 04 Nov 2005 20:39:54 GMT

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