Dear April Leigh Wren 05

You are a great person. You have a right to your views. You love Jesus, he loves you, and he loves me. God is good, God is great! We know that. But your reasoning skills suck. A Kerry supporter I was, am, and will be. I bet you thought since Bill Clinton messed up once in his life and got caught that he shouldn't have been the president. Because, we can't have Presidents getting oral sex in the Oval Office. Bet you put that on the top of your list. I'd bet my life that you forgot to consider the greater welfare of the world, the united states, and those people at your school who aren't the same color as you. Did you think about how many people were getting jobs, did you think about the United States economy that resulted of Clinton's time in office? Did you know about how people got the chance to buy homes for the first time, send their children to the schools that they wanted to attend, and just survive? You know what I am getting at. That little fault of Clinton, I suspect, breathed hot raunchy breath down the necks of those who sit on the pews with you at your church. You probably basked in the sermons from your preacher about how the morals of the nation were going down in flames. What am I doing? I'm trying to help you understand your decision making process. Let me explore some other areas you might find interesting. Are you a snake handler? Do you drink venom? Am I crazy for asking, I think not. I am referring to your speaking of how homosexually is completely forbidden throughout the Bible. Guess what babe! There are references to holding poisonous serpants throughout the Bible. According to the Bible you should technically hold these poisonous creatures to display your trust in God that the bite of the serpant won't kill you. Crazy, you say? Holy Ghost churches predominately in the south met in their places of worship to pray, sing, share testimony, and handle snakes. What are you thinking now, April? Are you thinking, that is insane, handling snakes...drinking venom... You'd get bitten and die, right? Okay, well, I digress, but, back to the subject. Homosexuality, in the Bible right. Okay, *looking in the Bible to see what to do and not to do...hmmm*. Alright, while you are thinking, lets bake a cake. Well, all the ingredients are rendered, mixed, and are now in the oven to bake. I am following the recipe and the instructions. Mama, who gave me the recipe and the directions also said, Don't open the oven while you are baking, or jump around in the kitchen, it'll cause the cake to not rise. Do you follow all of the instructions of Mama? Follow the ingredients, mix like mama said, and bake like mama said, and don't jump. Okay let me break this down. You are going to follow all of mama's do's and don't right?....Okay, back to homosexuality and the Bible. The Bible leans against Homo's...or flamers as you might call them,  and the Bible strongly suggests proving your faith through snake handling. So April, and all of you who are busy thumping your Bibles, listen up. If you are following the Bible, and you are going to tell me, the world, and all of your same sex loving friends I want to help you out. Go forth into the woods, and find a snake, might be hard during winter, but find a snake, specifically a poisonous snake, and yes...take it to your church on Wednesday. You will need it to demonstrate your faith. (This isn't coming from me, this is coming from the Bible.) The more you provoke the snake, the better. See what you can do to piss the snake off. The more times it bites you, the more faith you are showing....OUTRAGE! CRAZY! Snake handling is a thing of the past...you say! Well, its in the book. If you are going to say that Homosexuality is wrong, because the Bible says so, you better grab yourself up a poisonous serpant, cause you are gonna need it to display your faith, cause the Bible says so. You can't just pick and choose from the Bible. If you pick and choose what to do on a recipe your goodies won't turn out. Your cookies will crumble, and your jelly won't wiggle. The leader of the United States should be one of good moral character. I agree. We need someone to set an example for the people. WE THE PEOPLE, not WE THE WHITE SOUTHERN REPUBLICANS WHO ATTEND CHURCH A MINIMUM OF 2 TIMES A WEEK, DON'T DRINK, DON'T SMOKE, DON'T CURSE, ARE EDUCATED, AND LIVE IN HOUSEHOLDS WITH AN INCOME EXCEEDING 40,000 DOLLARS A YEAR. WE THE PEOPLE includes all of the riffraff that the promises of our free country permit. The President should have the common good in his interest. Should the President suggest legislation that all of the people who are buddists, muslims, atheists, and non-christians be slayed. You might think so, it wouldn't go against your previous logic. You cannot legislate things that infringe on peoples rights. We go by the constitution, NOT the Bible. Abortion is murder, I can see how you get that. But this issue bleeds through the sheet of abortion. This is about a man's decision to choose the reproductive rights of a woman. It shouldn't be up to a government in a free world of what a woman can do to her body. If we say that it is up to the government to decide whether a woman has a right to decide, then we are opening avenues for all kinds of other possibilities. So April, do you plan on taking the pill when Prince Charming comes along, sweeps you off of your feet, *you get married of course, first* and then have mad sex all day long before you are ready to have a child? How would you feel if your friend George W. said, you can't take the pill. Isn't that your body? ISN'T it your right to choose, or would you prefer your body in the hands of George W.?  Well, here's my answer. We must say it is a woman's right to choose, but because we want people to make responsible decisions and we don't like abortion anyway, we will spend the money we would have spent on lobbying against abortion to raise awareness about how to avoid having an abortion and how to instead prevent abortion or create more choices such as a program already in place of how a child can be left for adoption with no questions asked at many participating hospitals. We should pick a president for WE THE PEOPLE, April. You can't avoid the economic opportunities that would have been put in place for people by the DEMOCRAT John Kerry. *I capitalized that word just to piss you off!* Do you have black friends? Wonder why they vote for Democrats? Wonder why republicans are predominately white, and yes that is a known proven statistical (dealing with the entire population, rather than a sample of the population that would be a parameter)? Do you think the United States looks white from a distance, or more like a rainbow *happens to be a symbol for the gay community*? I would say a rainbow. Whether you and your mossy oak wearing friends agree (maybe the camo is the reason your whiteness wasn't seen from my view from space I just took to see that the United States wasn't all white*, the USA is a melting pot for all races and religions. Sorry, April, I know this is upsetting you to find out all of these things. I guess I am just trying to say thanks APRIL. Thank you so much. Because now, my black friends who statistically tend to fall at the bottom of the economic ladder aren't going to get their much needed welfare that the DEMOCRATIC president would have ensured them. THANK YOU APRIL, because my younger sibling isn't going to benefit from the $4 fucking thousand dollar tax credit John Kerry was going to personally give my family for college. THANKS AGAIN APRIL WREN, because if things don't start looking different or more democratic the Republican assholes (that is in your butt) are going to take away social security from my parents who will be needing it in the next 15 years. I hope your church is going to be sending out enough food boxes to feed my mom and dad. And, April, I hope you save some food boxes from your church for yourself and enough for me too, because, the Republican leaders, who have plenty of money, aren't worried that the Bush Administration has borrowed shit loads of money to pay on our deficit from the account known as Social Security. It is running out. And April, THANK YOU own behalf of all of the brothers, sisters, mothers, and fathers who, own the next time they hug their children, they will be fucking cold and stiff, freshly shipped back from Iraq. You know, the war that has been ruled illegal by Kofi Anan, the United Nations (the one's who lookout for the whole world, vaccinating and feeding those who need it) guy *he's black by the way, and was poor and in confinement for 18 years in South Africa, I'm sure you wouldn't like him anyway*. Oh, come on your remember the war we are fighting against weapons of mass destruction...uh...I mean, uh....Hussein,...i mean terrorism. And don't tell me that Hussein put the weapons in Iran or Afganistan. As an avid studier of Politics, I can tell you about how Saddam was basically on his own. The last time he sent dozens of weapons (jet fighters in this case) to pass a weapons inspection, others in the Afganistan world kept his stuff. He didn't have any friends. He didn't support terrorism other than his own. Osama bin Laden is just doing his thing while we are dropping Arabs, who have nothing to do with 9/11. THANKS APRIL. We are spending all of the money that our grand parents, parents, and soon YOU AND ME, will need to pay for our medicine (that would have been cheaper if we could buy drugs from Canada, but Bush isn't cool with that either) on a war in Iraq. Who knows what we happen next if people in this world like you keep accepting these HUGE issues like killing innocent people in war, allowing our people to die, and the numerous other atrocities because they don't STAND for Homosexuality and a woman's right to choose her own body's destiny. THANKS APRIL. And if you don't like my educated approach to dealing with your statements while defending my own, you're blurred judgement can be identified in times when you get rid of a really intelligent loving Christian talented and outgoing guy like Jon Armstrong for Lee Brown. Yes, this began as a refute to your statements, but it has turned into a personal attack.