Holy cow...everyone should be happy, I've updated this thing 3 times in 4 days. That's seriously impressive for me. I wasn't planning on updating today, except for the fact that something hilarious happened today during english class. So, frist off...Dr. McGuire is nuts...literally. We had to analyze this poem today called "The beautiful plum." It was crazy..it just described the tastes of a plum, it was retarded. Well, she came in while I was analyzing this pointless and trifling work (aka boondoggle) of a poem and she said..."now, why can't they substitute potato for plum?" So, I start laughing because I think that she is kidding! SHE'S NOT! She really wants me to tell her why you can't substitute potato for plum. So, then I have to describe to her in detail why you can't substitute the word potato for plum. It was ridiculous. Well, then she decided to make us read this totally random and retarded poem. It had letters switched around. So, like the words blue chair would read clue bair or something retarded like that. So, she asked me to read it and so I was reading it and having fun and not realizing what I'm saying...then I come up on the line that has the words that are supposed to say, unlucky fellow...but in the spirit of the poem...they switched the f in fellow with the l in unlucky..so it said, "un*bad word* lellow" and I definately read it aloud to the class. So, to make a long story short. I dropped the F bomb in english class today. I didn't even realize it until some people were laughing and when I looked up the other half of the class was in shock. Then I realized it. I was in shock as well. Well, I'll stop rambling, and to let Katie know, Conan O' Brian just had a skit on new state quarters and they had Nebraska on there. The picture on it had people leaving, and the text said "Nebraska, the place where even Nebraskans are leaving." It was great. Take that Omaha!  I hope everyone has a great day. Bye!

So, yesterday we had a track meet. I did pretty good. In reality, it was a pretty good day for all the throwers. Tag had one go 150 in the disc, but it was out of bounds and he was really consistent in the shot for the first time all year. Tolemy had one go 135ish in the disc and 46+ in the shot put, but for some stupid reason he walked out the front. I don't know what he was thinking. I threw something in the disc, I don't remember what it was because I hate the disc. I threw 51'7" in the shot put though. I haven't thrown that far since freshman year. It's finally coming around and I place all my thanks in the 2 days I spent with my old throws coach in high school. He showed me so many things and really helped me out and now I'm throwing really well. I'm throwing 54+ in warmups too and I really believe that I will throw that this next week. Well, I shouldn't say all my thanks. Obviously, first and foremost, my thanks for the success has to go to God, but Keith Pogue is #2.

So, I've figured out recently that Mercy Me is my favorite band. They are seriously amazing. I love them. I could listen to any of their CD's over and over and not get tired of them. They are my favorite right now. I would recommend them to anyone that wants to hear a really good christian band.

Well, I'm going to go for now. I need to win the world series with the Cubs on my MVP Baseball 2004 video game.  Have a great day everyone. Remember, God is there for anyone that seeks Him and He will draw near to you. Trust me, after living both lifestyles, the one where God is walking beside you is infinately better.

Currently Playing Spoken For By MercyMe see related

>HAVE YOU EVER...
1. Kissed your cousin: no...definately not
2. Ran away: negative...I
3. Broken someone's heart: probably, but definately not on purpose...
4. Wanted to die: Well...a couple times back in High School especially
5. Played hooky: More times than you can count...

6. Walked into a car door: probably at one point in my life
7. Had a crush on a teacher: not on any of mine, but there was a teacher in 7-8th grade that was really hot...but she always gave me detentions...probably because i smarted off to her a lot...that or else she hated black people...which i obviously am
9. Lied: does story time count?

10. Cried in school: No

WHICH IS BETTER...
11. Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi
12. Sprite or 7Up: Mountain Dew
13. Girls or Guys: definately girls
14. Flowers or Candy: Anyone that knows me knows that I love candy and am rarely without it.
15. Scruff or Clean Shaven: Clean Shaven...even though usually i have a little bit of scruff 

16. Quiet or Loud: I like being loud a lot of the time, but quiet definately has its place too
17. Blondes or Brunettes: Blondes
18. What happened to #18 AJ??? I don't know
19. Tall or Short: I LOVE MIDGETS!!!!!!!!!! but i want a girl around 5'6"
20. Pants or Shorts: I like shorts

21. Hot or cold: I can deal with extreme cold much better than I can extreme heat; I run my car very cold; and I sleep with the window open even in the winter
22. What do you notice first: Eyes and face.
23. Last person you slow danced with: Oh my gosh....I really don't know...

FAVORITES...
27: Color: Green
28. Movie: Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Garden State, Chris Farley movies and Dumb and Dumber
29. Word: touche
31. Juice: orange
32. Cars: Hummer...the original hummer, not the crappy H2

33. Vacation spot:  My favorite vacation spot that i've been too has been the Rocky Mountains...it's absolutely beautiful
34. Holiday: Casmir Pulaski day...because I love the Polacks....
35. Seasoning: Ask anyone that I go to dinner with what their trays look like when we're finished....
36. Breakfast Food:  Anything from VIPS...literally...anything from VIPS...
37. Place to go with your honey: Anywhere...because as long as we're together it will be awesome

WHO...
38. Makes you laugh the most: AJ Sansom, Pat Redwood and Brandon Sisney...randomness has rubbed off...hence story time...and Spoons for Forks??
39. Makes you smile: my best friends from track
40. Gives you a funny feeling: Sodexho's food
41. Has a crush on you: The midget has a crush on me...other than that, noone as far as I know...
42. Do you have a crush on: I happen to like someone...and sean connery...come on, he is the sexiest man ever.
43. Can make you feel better no matter what: Um, Erica and Sara Batkiewicz...they are funny and really nice and considerate

44. Has it easier, guys or girls: I have to admit, being a girl would not be fun

DO YOU EVER...
45. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: I have before
46. Save AOL Conversations: My computer saves them automatically...so I guess I do
47. Save e-mails: Only a select few e-mails do I save
48. Wish you were someone else: nope
49. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: like I said, being a girl would be horrible

50. Cried because of someone's mean words: no...can't say that I have

BEST...
51. Cologne: Romance by Ralph Lauren
52. Perfume: I don't know....
53. Kiss: Don't want to get into this...
54. Romantic memory: Rascall Flatts concert and then telling her she loved me at steak and shake??? what?
55. Most recent advice given to you: A woman came up to Winston Churchill and said "You, sir are drunk." and he said..."yes, but you are ugly and tomorrow morning I'll be sober." Great advice for any aspect of your life there...

HAVE YOU...
56. Fallen for your best friend: hahaha
57. Made out with JUST a friend: no...
58. Been rejected: yeah
59. Used someone: nope
60. Been used: Yeah...I think so
61. Been cheated on: Yeah, I have been...

62. Been kissed: yes
63. Done something you regret: no, I learn from things...I wish I could change some things, but I'm glad I went through them because I'm a lot stronger and more mature than I used to be

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
64. You touched: I actually dont' know
65. You talked to: AJ
66. You hugged:  Sarah
67. You instant messaged: Lori or Amanda..
68. You kissed: Someone...haha

69. You yelled at: Um...not at this person...but prolly coach
70. You laughed with: AJ
71. Who broke your heart: Lori
72. Who told you they loved you: Lori

DO YOU...
73. Color your hair: no
74. Have tattoos: 12 of them...and they are all of dragons
75. Have piercings: no..only my nipples
76. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend: nope ...but God is showing me more and more and continuing to mature me...so, I'm just now ready to get back into a relationship.
78. Ever get off the computer: yeah..sometimes my laptop needs a rest

79. Sprechen sie deutsche: I actually invented German back in 1458...it was when AJ and I went and had to kill Hitler's great great great great great great great grandparents...but we got totally distracted by the fact that their drinking age was only 9, so we invented the German language because of that
80. Habla Espanol?: yeah..it used to be my minor
81. Quack?:  One million punches in the face

HAVE YOU/DO YOU/ARE YOU...
82. Drink: nope
83. Smoke: nope 
84. Schizophrenic: I used to be schizophrenic, but we're okay now.
85. Obsessive: no
86. Compulsive: no

87. Obsessive compulsive: no
88. Panic: I only paniced once...it was when I was with my girl in the middle east trying to recover the arc of the covenant...and my enemy found me and put me in this hole with tons of poisonous snakes and only a little bit of fire to scare them away with...I had to bust out with my whip and a big statue....crap...that was Indiana Jones...my bad
89. Anxiety: Everything sets me off....AJ told me Hi yesterday, and I had to go to counseling for weeks...they're just now re-releasing me back into the wild..
90. Depressed: no
100. Suicidal: no

101. Obsessed with hate: no
103. If you could be anywhere, where would you be: Australia
104. Can you do anything freakish with your body: no
105. What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others: eyes
106. Would you vote for a woman candidate for president: no, our country would go through radical policy changes around the same time every month

107. Would you marry for money: no
108. Have you had braces: no, thank goodness
112. Could you live without a computer: yes
113. Do you use ICQ, AOL Buddy list etc: aim
114. If so, how many people are on your list(s): haha...like 116 and the funny thing is...I actually talk to most of them

115. If you could live in the past, where would it be?: I've been around with AJ since 1073...
116. Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off?: I like to use snow shoes when I'm walking about the house

WHAT/WHEN/WHERE...
118. Is your full name: Joshua Paul Franklin
119. Is your sign: No Passing Zone
120. Is your birthday: August 30, 1073
121. Do you live: With the only other person that I know that could make story time possible...I have no idea where some of his comments come from...He's hilarious...ps...tennis sucks and isn't a real sport!!! HAHA ( in Harvey Birdman laugh)
122. Were you born: Actually I was born in Constantinople...before it turned to Istambul...in Turkey...before it was Turkey..but it was known as....