Today we are preparing for what has to be one of the biggest beat downs known to humanity. I know some people really enjoy it, and live for the moment, but as for me and my house, not so much.
I'm referring, of course, to the dreaded GARAGE SALE!
I have to say that I believe this was a technique invented during the cold war as a means for interrogating suspected enemy spies. "You better tell us, or tomorrow morning we'll make you set up and operate a garage sale for 8 hours straight! Not only that, but you'll have to go through the entire house the rest of today, figure out which items to sell, and PRICE THEM ALL!"
Somebody just put me out of my misery. Oh well, at least the kids will have fun......??? What's that complaining I hear?
At least so far I've only done one major piece of damage. I pulled the garage door support brace out of the ceiling by tying a rope from brace to brace, and hanging clothes on the rope. One trip to Lowe's down, many more to come, I'm sure.
If I'm not at church Sunday, those of you from HCC will know why.
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