Dear Asshole,

     It's me again.  You thought I was done, didn't you?  Nope...not a chance!!  What is it now, Thursday?  You started a job this week, but decided to quit on your second day because you felt guilty about them training you when you were gonna be moving anyway.  Can we say, "Dumb Ass?"  You've finally gotten me to the point where I can't sit around waiting for you to provide anymore...even though everyone has told me, "Don't enable him."  Well, bastard, I'm enabling you.  I'm enabling you to hang yourself with a very short rope.  I'm looking for a job...gonna get one...and start school next week to get a better one.  I found us a place to stay until I can afford a home.  And I'm not putting up with any more shit from you.  When I get on my feet, you're going down. 

Your Angry Wife 

Dear Asshole,

     What the fuck are you thinking?!?!?!  Do you think that I'm gonna accept this shit from you again?!?!!?  First of all...you break into my house last week while I was gone and tell me you're moving back in.  Second...you totally screwed up any chance I have for getting help for me and the kids because you came home.  Third...we have to be out of this apartment at the end of this month, and you aren't even looking for a home.  Any home that I have found I can't move into now because you're here. Damn it!!!!  I'm so fucking pissed I could spit nails!!!!!  I lost my daycare, so I can't do my job search requirements.  The kids are totally off kilter with all this mess.  And you want to quit the job you just started today because you want to pack...at least that's your excuse.  I have all the divorce papers ready to sign, and I'm ready to sign them...

Your Fucking Angry Wife

Dear Asshole,

     I find it very hard to believe that someone with such little brains can still survive the elements.  I was not born yesterday as you seem to think according to how you treat me.  I know the roles parents are supposed to play in their childrens' lives as well as what a husband's role is in his wife's.  You chose to leave.  I did not force you out, push you out, tell you to go, etc.  My feelings towards you are no excuse to abandon your wife and children.  You have refused to support us except what welfare is going to drag out of your sorry ass.  And you refuse to take any part in your role as a parent: ie.  changing diapers, disciplining, feeding, comforting, bathing, etc.  Your "logic" is quite sickening.  Just because they live with me does not mean that I'm the only one responsible for them.  But I'm not letting you take them to live with you, so you can be a "responsible parent."  A responsible parent does not abandon his family.  I'm gonna get a good job, 2 if I have to, and am gonna work my butt off to give these children what you never have: stability!!! And if you're gonna fight me, go ahead and try.  I REFUSE to be a victim to you anymore.  I won't let you push me around and make me feel guilty because everything's my fault...because it's NOT!!!  I've admitted to my wrongs and have gone on.  Grow up.  Quit acting like a glorified bachelor.  You're nothing but a leech sucking your family and friends dry of life and love.  I'm still surviving without you!!!

Your Angry Wife