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Oh yeah, forgot the best one.
Rita opened the nestea, and a ice tea blob attacked me, and I said exactly that. Then she started cracking up while drinking the nestea and wound up having to try very hard not to get it all over the place. Haha.
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More Funny Beans
I subconsciously master planned it so I would forget some stuff so that I can put it up today. Haha.
Contra, slug-truck boss.
Wan: "Aww, look at that thing. It's so cute."
Rita: "Umm..."
W: "Cmon, it's all shiny and puffy."
It dies, deflates, and explodes.
W: "Look at that, it even deflates and everything! It's so cute!"
R and Steve: "Aww god..."
W: "Steve, put everything in alphabetical order you fool. Why are you putting Contra before Blood Omen 2"
S: "Because B comes before C."
W: "Wait, but...oh yeah...wait, THIS MEANS I GOT IT REVERSED TO DEATH FOR ALL THESE WEEKS I'VE HAD CONTRA!"
(pause)
W: "No one..."
S: "We ALL heard that."
Maggie biting me.
R: "Ooo...hicky!"
S: "A ha ha ha."
W: "Shuttup!"
Rita and Maggie walking around 2nd floor, passes my sisters room.
R: "Hi, are you Wan's sister?"
Sis: "Hello. Yes I am."
Maggie: "Hi!"
W: "Her name is Onni"
R and M: "Hi Onni!"
W: "Or maybe it was Annie..."
R: Gasp. "Annie?! You don't know your sister's name, oh my god..."
W: "Cmon man, she has like 15 different names."
On my way from school...I see Anton.
Anton: "Yo Wan, I just had the greatest weekend. I got totally wasted with 30 shots of Vodka this weekend and then I left my jacket and my books in some book store. Heh heh!"
W: "Damn, you're turning into this kid". Points at Steve.
A: "Yeah, and I just started smoking today and shit and it's great!"
W: "Tch."
Today, gym lockers.
A: "I decided to quit smoking so I chucked my box out the window, well, it would be pretty easy to get it but you know, I already chucked it. And I have such a craving now..."
W: "You idiot..."
A: "And I still don't have my stuff."
W: "Wait, why'd you quite smoking?"
A: "Cuz I think I'm kinda allergic to cigarettes or something and everytime I smoke this part here gets a rash. And it makes me have to go crap. Speaking of which, something smells like crap here..."
Checks nearby lockers, discovers what seems to be a bag of crack.
W: "HOLY SHIT! SHIT SCENTED CRACK!"
A: "Haha, I wish. It's like fertilizer man."
Homebound train today, don't remember exactly, was groggy today. But Rita said something about making me take someone to the Junior prom, and she suggested Shirley (Zhao), and Shirley suggested Rita, then they said a whole bunch of stuff I don't remember...
Evil Intent
Hmm, I dunno about this one. I know my dad pisses me off on purpose to relieve his own stress and stuff (both of us enjoy watching people suffer, haha), but today just didn't make any sense. I know he was trying to piss me off on purpose, but why? He doesn't even have a job. He's staying at home with the TV and 50 billion videos. Odd indeed...of course, now I'll have to take this out on some of you peoples, heh heh.
Speaking of which, Eliza hijacked my chocolate chip cookie! GWARGH. And Rita just gave it to her! GWARGH! Then Shirley took the last cookie, which was supposed to be Steve's, BLORG. Well, at least now I know who to make suffer the next couple of days. Huhuhuhu...GYAHAHAHAHA!
Old Memories Die Hard
Hmm, I've been known for having a lot of guts for some time, but I wish I could've gotten my Superpower: Divine Courage a little earlier...the $300 sunglasses girl and Kitty...man, why did I let 2 hot chicks slip by me like that. NOW I'M STUCK IN SCHOOL WITH 3000 UGLY LOOKING PEOPLE IN IT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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