OK it's been how long since I wrote in herre?! I'm at my bud Keri's house. Just thought I'd say HI!!!

Randy-

What up XANGA!!

 Good God it's been a long ass time since I've written in here. I figured I better start writing in here before my mom gets rid of our internet. This computer sucks, I can't even listen to music on here anymore. What's the point of even having a computer?
 Well I went on Tuesday and applied to Fresno State. All I have to do is pay the $55 processing fee. What are rip off!
 These past 3 weekends have been really boring. I don't know what the hell has been going on! 2 Fridays ago me, Lisa and Nicole got a ticket for smoking! How fucking dumb. You'd figure the cops would have something better to do that go to football games and bust kids. They were even undercover too. Why the hell would they be undercover at a football game? Well anyways I had to tell my mom and dhe got a little pissed but everything is fine.
 I no longer have a car to drive. This dumb ass bitch rear ended me and my mom. She hit us like at 30 mph! And it was hella busy traffic. WHY WASN'T SHE PAYING ATTENTION!? So now we have a rental car and I drive that to school. But I have to talk my mom into it because I'm not suppose to be driving it because I'm not insured for it. My mom had our car totaled so now we have to get another one. She says she wants to get a Kia. I don't like those cars but I guess she mine as well get it because she can get a new one for practically nothing.
 I'm kind of excited about formal. Lisa already got her dress. I think I'll go see it tomarrow. I think we'll have fun with the group we're gonna go with. We're going with Becky, Sandra, Bridgette, Christina, Cindy, Ashley, and their dates. Hopefully Sophie and Jacob will go. Becky said she got us a Navigator limo and all we have to pay was $40 a person. That's not bad. I just don't want to go all out on this formal because it only formal. I'll go all out on Prom. HAHA, Me and Lisa are gonna get a tiarra and crown and we're gonna hit up River Park and tell people that we won Formal King and Queen! LOL It'll be funny.
 I wish I could go back to work after school but I usually can't because I don't know if I'll have a ride. My checks have been so small. Like only $130. I was getting $300 before. So I've been broke for a while. It's cool working there only when I'm working with people I like. I only like working with our manager, Anna, because she lets us do whatever we want. She even lets us have free food! But not the other managers. And I only like working with 2 of my co-workers, Reina and Tony. It's soo fun we we're all working together. LoL, me and Reina got high in her car last week. It was soo good! I was afraid that my mom knew when I got home. I got really sad though when she told me when I was high that she did coke. I would've never suspected because she looking normal and she is soo pretty. I got really bummed and I'm still hoping she drops it soon.
 Well if anyone still reads this, drop me a line...

 Thanks to Keri (BlondeBabe9), I'll leave ya'll with a goofball pic of me and Sophie...

Randy-

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     Hey Xanga,

     Long time no see! School started  like a month ago. School sucks soo bad. I hate my schedule. So now that I've been driving to school, I was ditching the first half. I just wouldn't show up to the classes I wasn't scheduled for or the ones I didn't sign up for. Or sometimes I just wouldn't go to school, and me and Nicole would just go see a movie at River Park. LOL Like Jeepers Creepers 2. Well anyways our ditching finally caught up to us. They called us both into the counsling center and showed us our missed periods. I was missing 19 periods! That's like a whole week out of a month. So the lady in charge of attendance gave me 2 Saturday Schools. I only went to 1 of them because I was too tired to go to the one today. Looks like I won't be ditching anymore.
     Well work was going really good before summer ended. My paycheck for the end of summer was $520!!! That's soo much. I got a $25 bonus on that check because I was Employee of the Month. YUP! ME! But now work sucks. I get shitty hours during the week. And on top of that, I wasn't on the schedule for like 2 weeks! I almost forgot how to make a Whopper. Yesterday was the first time I had been in for a while. I was a half hour late because I didn't know I was on the schedule. I had to close and me, my 2 co-workers, and manager got out at 1 a.m!! I was soo flippin' tired. That's the main reason why I skipped Saturday School.
     For a while, I forgot why I wanted to be in student council. I kind of had a hard time making it to meetings. The main reason why I wanted to quit was because I wasn't comfortable because I didn't know a lot of the people in there. But I'm gonna snap out of it. I won't give up my position. All the work I did for it last year would just be a waste.
     Last weekend was so fun. I hung out with Lisa, Jacob and Sophie. Then we met Britney and Nicole down Blackstone. We cruised for a while then Britney called me from her cell and wanted us to go meet her at her house because she had a bunch of people there and we were gonna drink. When we got there, Her mom was all pissed so we couln't party there. So we all went back to my house because my mom was out of town. It was boring until the alcohol got there. Me, Sophie and Jacob had a flippin blast! We were joking and laughing so hard! Me and Jacob chugged a Smirnoff. He won. I was surprised, I thought I was going to win. Poor Nicole... She tried to get into my room and I blocked her but i got rushed by other people trying to get in so I was slamming the doors but it was jammed. IT WAS NICOLE'S FINGER!!! I felt soo bad. She got over it but still makes me feel bad about it.
      Well I'm outtie! If anyone still reads my site, please drop me a line...

Randy-

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     Hey Xanga,

     Well work has been going good I guess. But it sucks. I've pretty much found my place among the other workers. We even got a new guy so I guess I'm not the rookie no more. Payday is the 10th and I can't wait!
     I just recently got off grounding. It's been great. I was ignoring my mom by not talking to her for like a week and a half. Then one night I went out and came home around 11. I had Anna come in my house for like 2 minutes and I didn't introduce my mom to her. SO when she left, me and my mom had it out because I didn't introduce her. She was also mad that I didn't leave her a note of where I was going. So we had a big fight about all sorts of stupid shit. We both cried and eventually made up. So now we're good. I can drive again!
     Me and Anna have gotten really close. We're good buds. i can't wait till school starts so we can go off to lunch and stuff. LoL me and Nicole will have to sneak her in the trunk or something because only seniors can go out for lunch. LoL. Me and Anna are gonna go see Ashanti and Trina in concert when they come to Fresno. I can't wait!
     LoL... Last night, me and friends went cruising down Blackstone and in Edwards. It was so funny because we were MOONING people. That had to have been the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life! So if you happened to see a big ass pass you by as you were driving... IT WAS US!!! 
     HAHA, I had to call in last night beacuase I was suppose to be at home at 11. So i called on Nicole's cell. She held the phone up to my ear while I was driving. Then this guy stopped suddenly in front of me and I had to break FAST! So Nicole yelled," Shit! WATCH THE ROAD YOU FUCKIN' IDIOT!!!" She forgot I was on the phone and my mom ended up hearing it! I thought I was dead! So when I came home, I found out it was recorded on the answering machine! It was the funniest thing I've ever heard!
     Well today I hung out with Nicole and Britiny all day. Tomarrow they're leaving for Clear Lake and won't be back till the 16th. I'm gonna miss my buds. We had a bunch of fun today. Me and Nicole kept jumping on britiny's big ass trampoline. It's soo FUN! I can't wait till they get back from Clear Lake. You better believe I'll be making long distant phone call to them.
     Well I'm off. Drop me a line...

Randy-
    

Joke of the Day

An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. "There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear." Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. "Now you must do the same," he told the class.

After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed. "Second," the professor continued, "you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this man's anus, but licked my index finger?"

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Hey Xanga...

Man oh man, my life is really gonna suck from now on. My stupid ass mom has grounded me form the car. Now how the hell am I suppose to get around. I live so far from everyone and without the car, I feel like an amputee. That stupid bitch even made me walk to work in this blazing ass heat. All this just becaus eI didn't have the car home when she got home from work. She is blowing this way out of proportion. She acts like she had to be somewhere. The worse thing is that tomarrow is payday and I'll have no way to get around to spend it. So now I'm not talking to her until she ungrounds me. Maybe she'll cave. Who knows? She usually breaks down after I don't talk to her for a while. What a bitch...

Joke of the Day

THE CREATION OF A PUSSY

Seven men with knowledge so fine
Created a Pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, Smart with wit,
Using a knife he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, Strong and bold,
With a hammer and a chisel he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin
By using red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout
With a piece of fox fur he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
Threw in a fish and gave it a smell

Sixth was a preacher, Whose name was McGee
Touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.

Last was a sailor, dirty ol' runt,
He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.

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