I've been Chan'd

A nice little tidbit

 You know our hearts, our Father,

 And all de range of our deceitful minds,

And if you find anything like sin lurking

In and around our hearts,

Ah ast you, My Father, and my Wonder-workin' God

To pluck it out And cast it into de sea of Fuhgitfulness

Where it will never rise to harm us in dis world

Nor condemn us in de judgment.

You heard me when Ah laid at hell's dark door

With no weapon in my hand

And no God in my heart,

 And cried for three long days and nights.

You heard me, Lawd,

And stooped so low

 And snatched me from the hell

 Of eternal death and damnation.

You cut loose my stammerin' tongue;

You established my feet on de rock of Salvation

 And yo' voice was heard in rumblin' judgment.

I thank Thee that my last night's sleepin' couch

Was not my coolin' board

 And my cover

Was not my windin' sheet.

Speak to de sinner-man and bless 'im.

Touch all those

Who have been down to de doors of degradation.

Ketch de man dat's layin' in danger of consumin' fire;

And Lawd,

When Ah kin pray no mo

When Ah done drunk down de last cup of sorrow

 Look on me, yo' weak servant who feels de least of all;

'Point my soul a restin' place

Where Ah kin set down and praise yo' name forever

 Is my prayer for Jesus sake Amen and thank God." - Pa Henry's Prayer

After I read this, I felt very embarrassed at my own deterioration of prayer. Mine is no form of worship. I hate contemporary prayers which contain no reverence, but mine in comparison don't treat God properly for His character. I spend way too much time every day praying about my burdens and my friends, but no time actually contemplating who God actually is and how He deserves praise most of all: the original intention of worship. Anyway, it's late.

Here's a little funny convo I had with my friend about dating Koreans:

"[23:34] ManinLilithFair: when u date a korean...
[23:34] ManinLilithFair: today iw as talking to my friend
[23:34] stealw25: thats the day you start eating a lot of kimchi
[23:34] ManinLilithFair: who's getting married to a korean
[23:35] ManinLilithFair: and like i was talking to him about my faith and eveything
[23:35] ManinLilithFair: and he gets a call from his gf
[23:35] firehead357: fiance?
[23:35] ManinLilithFair: and he slike "hey...can i call you back later? im having a spiritual talk with marc"
[23:35] firehead357: llol
[23:35] GPS86: Hahahahah...
[23:35] stealw25: lmao
[23:35] ManinLilithFair: and then hes liek "i know i know....ok....i know i know....but...yes i love you too....Of course you're the first on my list....ok i know..."
[23:36] stealw25: too much kimchi in their body
[23:36] ManinLilithFair: after about 5 minutes of that stuff
[23:36] ManinLilithFair: iw as like hey...alex i should go
[23:36] stealw25: rich just turn gay
[23:36] stealw25: all probs solved
[23:36] ManinLilithFair: lol
[23:36] firehead357: please
[23:36] ManinLilithFair: char called phil last nite
[23:36] firehead357: nothing a slap wouldnt cure
[23:36] ManinLilithFair: while we were watching
[23:36] ManinLilithFair: and hes like
[23:36] ManinLilithFair: hey char can i call you back we're watching hte office
[23:37] ManinLilithFair: OK BYE HAVE FUN :)
[23:37] stealw25: my kinda man
[23:37] stealw25: put it how it is"

btw if you didn't know, Phil + Char are Chinese. Well Phil's Canto so even better.

Here's a link if you're bored. It contains dear abby letters from retarded people (not my words!):
http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/dearabby.asp

And here's a random photo of what I've been doing instead of Solitaire nowadays:

Hmm

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