i found this to be of some entertainment lol
Different Types of Drunks
Sloppy Drunks - This one isn't hard to spot. They stumble around, bump into things, people. . .sometimes even break things.
Visitor Drunks - They try to blend in to the area but are obviously a bit uncomfortable or unsure of their surroundings. They are usually surrounded other people with pure intentions on getting them drunk with usually expensive liquor since after all they are a “guest”. They often talk about how where they are from is sooo much better than Atlanta.
Fugly to Hot Drunks – All of sudden this fugly person has transformed into hooooot shit. Amazing. . .and assumes everyone wants to either drink with them or dance with them and yes even fuck them. . .
Undercover Whore Drunks – Yes this applies to both men and women. . .all of a sudden Mr./Mrs. Innocent is whoring themselves out- all in the name of drunken stumpor. You can’t take the whore outta ya. . . halleeejjuuuah!
Social Butterfly Drunks- These people are naturally sociable. . .but when they are drunk their natural demeanor is emphasized exponentially. Sometimes these people come to the bar and get themselves into very odd situations then over-react to something and retreat to find a person (usually another social butterfly drunk) who they can discuss with the injustice that just went on.
Belligerent Drunks - These people like to congregate with one and other in an area where attention can be randomly drawn towards them from an over-emphasized yell, or mock physical contact. They will "talk shit" up to the point of ensuing violence relatively easily when really drunk.
I Love You Drunks – They LOVE YOU. Enough said. And they repeat it times 10.
I Hate You Drunks – They HATE YOU. They don’t really know why- they just do.
Ballsy Drunks – Getting drunk for some people means that they grows balls. . . by this I mean all of a sudden they have the balls to tell you what’s on their minds.
Texting Drunks – They shower you with millions of misspelled drunken texts.
Sleepy Drunks – They simply zoink out. . .passing out anywhere and anyplace. . .what can I say not everyone can hang. . .muahahahah
Horny Drunks - about getting horny simply because you are DRUNK. . .ususally leads to countless one nite stands with fugly ass people
so which one are you?! | 
