UPDATE

Bitch Factor: 67.6%

Yes, kiddies, I am back again and chock full o' stories! Um... not really, just a review about The Matrix: Reloaded.

OH MY GOD THAT MUST'VE BEEN THE GREATEST MOVIE SINCE, WELL, THE MATRIX! So, so good! Everyone must go see this movie. Fuck X-Men 2 and enjoy Keanu Reeves in a tight, well-suited trenchcoat, kicking ass, making love with his honey (Trinity), ang trying to understand who he really is.

LOVE THOSE TWINS! Their great, and hot in real life.

MORPHEUS: Is cool, but freakily fanatical. He's been smoking something!

TRINITY: She's, you know, Trinity. And she's good at it. Did I mention that she gets to enjoy Neo all the time?

NEO: Trust me, it don't get any better than this.

Watch for: The sweet love (sex scene, people), the romance, the KICK-ASS explanations (confusion, confusion), and those fight scenes.

Now, I must leave.... DON'T FORGET TO STICK AROUND AFTER THE CREDITS. THEY HAVE A TRAILER FOR THE NEXT MOVIE.

It has been a while since I have written in this thing and my main reason is that, well, LIFE's been happening!

I've had to take two IMPOSSIBLE AP tests (English and US History), study for the SAT's and the ACT, pray to God that I can get into Berkeley, and so on and so forth. I no longer know what to do--this college situation is becoming increasingly annoying and harsh. Only God knows how much I want to go to Berkeley, graduate, and love a good life. And while it's within my reach, I'm a lazy idiot who had nothing left to do but actually study for impossible tests. Therefore, I shall continue with my commiseration.

The possibility of marrying Prince William has been shot to the deepest ring of hell (level 9, kiddies). Just 'cause he's heir apparent to the goddammed throne doesn't really mean anything, right. Now, people who know me (as well as my persistence) will say:

"But Liubys, that never stopped you before!"

You know what I say to that? True. Just because he was heir to the throne meant squat to me. So what if all of England lay in his hands? I could make a great queen. I mean, I'd kick some serious ass. Therefore, what my problem?

MY PROBLEM:

Name: PRINCESS Madeleine

Occupation: Royal FUCKING Princess of Sweden

Object in Life: To ruin any possibility of me being with William.

Of course, has it been proven? No! William could easily get any woman in the world, but Madeleine just happens to be the perfect one!

In what way?

Let's see:

She's exactly his age (same year and everything)

She's got education (Uh, DUH!)

She does much of what he does and is into the whole "Let me save the world" crap.

Oh, and did I mention that she's ROYALTY?

Perhaps not. Well she is. And those who run Buckingham Palace would like to see these birds together. They said so. In a show that I saw a long time ago. And so what that she's single, likes privacy, and is royalty? I don't care. William's a loser anyway.

Do you know what this means, then?

Next stop: Prince Harry.

Bitch Factor: 99.9%

I only want to be happy in life: That means marrying Prince William (he is only the most gorgeous, most *single* prince around... he's also within my age range, thank God), becoming the queen, and having beautiful children with nappy hair (or maybe not, considering that my dad is white) running around the palace screaming "Mum!" and "Papi!" Oh, joy. *Queen* Liubys Hechavarria Hamilton-Windsor. BEAUTIFUL!

Of course, I'm no fool. I'm setting my sights lower. Like one of the future presidents of the United States. Hell, even a governor.

Today I saw "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes". Cute movie; Marilyn Monroe is a goddess. And no, they don't prefer blondes. At least I don't think so.

I have become completely enamored with the song "Fly With Me" a.k.a "Why Don't You Fly To Me". It's by Pale 3 featuring Franka Potente. If any of you weirdos have seen "Run Lola Run" or "The Bourne Identity" she's the, um, chick. The song rocks! Download it. You know you want to.

In the future, all I really want is to graduate from a prestigious college, obtain a kick-ass job, get married, have some young 'uns, and be a good mother. Oh, and not mention marry a prince. Or a future president. Or a governor :) I'm really not that shallow... Um, yes I am. I just think that I'd make on great queen! I'm fair and sweet and cool and... I could keep going on and on. One word: exquisite.

I am most excited to see The Matrix: Reloaded. God knows I've been waiting years for this baby. Keanu is still hot and that trench coat... *shivering with pleasure* After that, its pretty basic. The next Matrix movie and the final Lord of the Rings movie. Oh, and Pirates of the Caribbean. Now, Orlando Bloom is so BLOODY beautiful. And the main female lead is 17, like me. LUCKY-ASS BITCH.

Therefore, the quest for my prince continues. Or the future president of the United States. Or a governor.

Bitch Factor: 46.7%

It's Easter and I haven't gone to church yet. I'm going to hell, I just know it.

Anyway.

I didn't do much yesterday, unfortunately. A couple of my dad's friends came over and their damn kids messed up the house. One's five and he's spoiled as all hell, and then there's the gorgeous three-year-old with the biggest eyes I've ever seen. She's cute but stuck up. Can a three-year-old be stuck up? Well, they came, they saw, and they conquered, that's for damn sure. They brought so many toes that my feet are aching from stepping on them, and I refused to pick up after them. The only good thing I got out of this weekend was an upgrade for my computer and some Coca-Cola. Oh... Coke.

I went candy-stripping yesterday, but I didn't do much but sit around and, well, read magazines. For THREE hours. On my way to the hospital (my parents let me drive, thank God) I found out the hard way that Locust is a one-way street. But my kick-ass driving skills saved me once again. Now I have to plan a way to conquer Visalia...

I'm bored to death. Can't shop, can't drive, can't LIVE. That's a bit dramatic. Who knows? Something interesting might just happen soon enough.

Oh, yeah! My cell phone's got the coolest message for the suckers who can't get through to me. If it rings and I don't pick up, just wait for the message. You'll get a nice hearing of Linkin Park's "Numb". Go ahead, you know you want to.

Bitch Factor: 0% (Christ has risen after all)