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| I flip through my inbox... 2:14 AM Tuesday, April 06, 2007. Lo and behold:
and if that weren't enough,
as soon as i calmed down and went through the rest of my mail...
i promptly wet myself again. | | |
| Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 10:26 PM Tuesday, February 6, 2007. Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.
-Nietzsche
How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot
The world forgetting, by the world forgot
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resigned
- Alexander Pope
A truly original movie. A classic. As is any movie with Kirsten Dunst dancing in her underwear.
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| Bringin' sexy back 10:28 PM Thursday, January 18, 2006. I told myself I wouldn't write another entry about Black Label but this shit was just too cool to resist...
 PERSONALIZED Black Label labels! I recently joined the Striding Man Society and they gave me a set of personalized labels for Johnny Walker Black bottles! You can choose from any of their colors, and write (almost) whatever you want on it, in case you wanna give away bottles as gifts or whatever! I couldn't think of anything cool to write, so I just kinda went with something cheesy (of course). So I guess next time theres a party, I'm bringin' sexxy Black! | | |
| Greed is Good 5:13 AM Thursday, December 28, 2006. Greed,for lack of a better word, is good.
Greed is right; greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
Greed, in all of its forms, greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge —
has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed, you mark my words —
will save not only Teldar Paper but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA.
- Gordon Gekko
I think greed will be my undoing.
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| Happy Holidays! 10:48 PM Tueday, December 24, 2006. Merry Christmas to me,
Merry Christmas to me,
My hands are so warm,
And my crotch is so clean!I know its not Christmas yet, but I couldn't help but give an early peek at some of my toys this year.  I just got the most perfectest pair of gloves, something that I've been looking for for years!  And the toy that got me really giddy this year, Philips' new Bodygroom! I was checking my email earlier this week when I saw a google ad for this baby. It's designed for Men to shave everything below the neckline. For those of you with one track minds... this will shave your armpits, chest, abs, back, arms, legs, in addition to whacking the weeds away from your stump! But looking back, perhaps the best gift I have received this year is the gift of friendship. I have been through some tough times, and so many people have touched my life in immeasurable ways. Even the smallest interactions, perhaps a conversation in passing, leave me forever changed. I remember, especially during my bleakest hours this year, so many people have touched and even shaped my life... Some have always been there, some only stay for a fleeting moment, but they have given me hope, restored my faith, and brought light to the darkest corners of my heart in such an unforgettable way that I am still radiating in warm and fuzzy feelings. This Christmas, I hope everyone gets a chance to spend time with those who mean the most to them. Even if I don't get a chance to see you this season, without a doubt I keep you all in my heart, and my prayers. So lets raise our glasses for a toast... ho ho ho, bitches! | | |
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