| testsYa know, i was just doing some good old away message stalking, and saw one of my Tech friends complaining about tests. I thought to myself, ya know, i remember when that was me, worried about tests, staying up late (or early, depending how you look at it) studying. And i realized that i no longer do that, now it's more like, "hey, i have a/some test(s) today. hmm... man this is a good book." And i realize that it is a much better life.
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| Cheney to Recieve AwardWASHINGTON, DC - A
white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding
Vice-president Dick Cheney the Medal of Freedom, the nation's highest civilian
commendation, for his act of bravery in shooting an attorney. The source was
quoted to say, "All Americans have wanted to shoot a lawyer at one time or
another and Cheney actually had the guts to do it."
In a related story, the
Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which issues hunting licenses, said that it
will start requiring hunters wishing to bag a lawyer to have the new "lawyer's
stamp" on their hunting license.
Currently Texas hunters are required to carry
stamps for hunting birds, deer, and bear, at a cost of $7 annually. The new
"lawyers stamp" will cost $100, but open season will be all year long.
The
department further stated that although the "lawyer's stamp" comes at hefty
price, sales have been brisk and it is believed it will generate annual revenues
in excess of $3 billion dollars the first year. Other states are considering
similar hunting stamps.
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| I hate being sick! Thank goodness for NyQuil.
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