wow. i think thats the longest i've gone w/o updating. the school year is almost over, the trees are starting to bloom, the temperature is getting warmer...this can only mean two things...girls will be wearing less clothing and my bday is near..coincidence?  

this yr was the big 2-1...no more giant X's on my hands after thursday night at LOVE, no more drinking in the parking lot only to lose the buzz in the long ass line to get in, and no longer be paranoid about popo showing up at parties...finally! thanks to all who came out to celebrate and for all the greetings.

this yr the guys got me someone skilled in the performing arts, but i was scared when this dude came out of my room

when this girl came out

i started acting like this...

if you don't get it, sorry u had to be there... just google "dwight and barking"

then we all had dinner to fill our stomachs up and then throw it all back up later, except not in a bulemic type of way, but in a drunk kinda state.

after dinner was the dance party!

john and joe about to gag thinking about how much everclear they are putting in the jungly juice, yeah i said jungly.

elkton shot

o.g. shot

lesson: if you are taking a clear shot, like superior or vodka...make sure u pour it urself or else someone might say its superior, but really fuck u up and put everclear in it...then your face will look like this...

next time u throw a party, u need to invite the pilipina nurses of UMB..they are very skilled at caring for the intoxicated...thank you soo much. i heart you ladies!

goodnight!!!!!!! i mean ruff ruff ruff rufffffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!