Healthy InsanityI've never seen this before and thought it was cute and actually considered forwarding it on... but hate chain mail, so just posted it here for your enjoyment: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. ! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions: Switch to Espresso. 6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Marijuana" 7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy ' . 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won! ' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They ' re Loose! ' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go. ' So yea, I'm done with first year lectures! One cumulative final, one imitation Board exam, and two graded patient interviews, and I'm done with my first year. Too bad I'm way more excited about the pro-life movement on campus than studying for finals. Sigh... My parents were in town last night! Just passing through on their way to Colorado Springs, and a little stressed and anxious about being slightly homeless, but they were handling it well :) The VA house is sold and gone, and we have their cute little third car until we drive out to CO in a week. Yay for having two cars! Way cool. K, really need to study... |