Howdy y'all

omg omg omg

We just got the MOAB over there!!! That's right!!!....

I have absolutely no ideeya what it stands for. But at least I get to blow stuff up. WHEE!!!

Howdy y'all. Welcome to my xanga site. My name is Gehorge W. Boosh (is that how y'all spell it? Damnit, where's Dick when you need him), and as you might now, I am, a former owner of a baseball team. Ah yes, the Texas Rangers, the most significant job I've ever held in my life. Anyways, back to business. God bless bunker bombs. We just fired 4 of 'em clodhoppers at Saddams hiding place. But we still don't know if he's alive or dead. I'm thinkin' he maytev gone outside to take a leak or somethin' a few minutes before we came. Yeah, that must be it. No problem though. My foolproof strategy of bombin' every square inch of Iraq untill we kill Saddam and then "liberating" ::wink wink, shove shove:: them Iraqi peoples can't possibly fail! Anyways, here's a nice picture of me in the news from a few weeks ago... I don't particularly like the arrangement though...