me and kayla are so dumb! purple = kayla black = me
KAYLA JO!!!! haha T_T You will not get away with that. are you sure? i think i just did nah. you will. only cause Ah'm happy. haha. whatever you say omg listen to this: my sister (5) was at the mall, and my mom said she needed to get her ears pierced. so she was sitting in the chair and I hear these 16 year old girls next to me. (there are two of them) one goes..."If this little girl doesn't cry, I'll get my ears pierced." haha. wimps I know. I want my cartilage pierced. my mom says I need to start wearing earrings more If I want that. Now all my earrings are sitting here scattered on the desk figuring out which one you want to wear for long periods of time yup. I actually wanted hoops.T_T but, I'll wear studs. i also need to paint my nails. hell. I should just give myself a full blown makeover. i'm getting my hair dyed next weekend hooray. what color? auburn. black doesn't work for freckles. Lindsay Lohan is a very good example. haha true. whats your true color? dark brown. but it looked black in the right lighting ive always known you as a light brown person meh. I've been thinking about light brown, but I love redheads mmmm...no red for you actually, auburn is a reddish brown. closer to brown, though yeah. thats good for you that's how I compromised. =D Im so smart.
S-M-R-T- SMART! =D please tell me that was on purpose. S-M-R-T. S-M-A-R-T Huh??!!!! That's not how you spell it??!?!!! My world has shattered!!! [joking] im so sorry!!! but youre dumb!!! WHAT??!!! I'm the 15th smartest person in da class! D= i can't be dumb! it cannot be true! i know. to say youre dumb, would be like saying Richard Simmons is hot whos that? WHAT?! YOURE KIDDING ME! no...who is he? search him on google images. OMG!!! WHAT A HOTTI! LAWLZ!! btw, WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS?! me!!! Kidding. Richard Simmons. thats right guy's got some hairy legs i know but...as much as i hate to say this...he has better taste in women's clothing than i do. what pic did you see? the one with the red dress??? gimme a sec. i gotta see this. thats not a dress...thats a shirt and short shorts WHAT?!!!?!?!?!?!?!? yup (this is the picture) 
anyway....continuing with the conversation NO WAY!!!! way. i know my face looks like this right now: 
HAHA that was my reaction too. sometimes i look like this kid: 
i can see you makin that face i feel like that see when i see my sister's crayons. Do the world a favor. Shoot someone. OOO who?! somebody stupid. want more advice? while i'm at it...i might as well tell you...Violence solves absolutely everything. dont have to tell me that more than once Remember this when you're punching a six year old in the face for dropping his ice cream on the ground. haha oh yeah...Windex doesn't taste good, kids. It is NOT blueberry flavored really?! dang I know. I was crushed too.
i was gonna try that....this sucks My mom called the hospital instead because my throat was deteriorating. let me tell you...hospital food sucks yeah...also, chalk does not taste good...and its consistency is all wrong...too dry Oh that. I tried smoking that stuff. My nose got all dusty and i sneezed all over my math teacher. I don't think she appreciated that too much i know a guy who smoked a cookie, no joke. *cough*JOHN*cough* how? he lit it on fire and inhaled
No way! that was worthy of an actual smilie i know wow. my face is like that picture again which one? there were like 3 SEX MAKES BABIES?!?!?!?!?!?! oh haha DOn't give me that look you SOAB hmmmm soab whats a soab?...family guy is awesome =O you're watching it??!?!?!?! no, every time i see sob, i think of what peter says. hes in the "pet shop" with the maf. theyre like LEAVE YOU SOB! and peter says "sob.....whats a sob? Lol. is that it? or is there more? No. thats it gotcha boss! Peter's so retarded “You Beeh-stahd. *punch*” only the maf was under police surveillance. so they were writing everything on huge queue cards. it reminds me of my brother when he wants to make you laugh. cause if he was allowed to, he would do everything peter does to get a reaction I wish my brother would do that i love your way of writing bastard in peter language. its great thanx that's just how he says it like...”More tea mistuh bike?”. Peter's so funny. Therefore I am going to quote him. Strike that. I'm gonna quote stewie STEWIE! I WAS THINKIN THE SAME THING!!!!! I LOVE STEWIE OMG!!!! I LOVE STEWIE! YOU WILL BOW TO ME!!!! HE'S LIKE, ONE, BUT TALKS LIKE A 50 YEAR OLD MAN!!! you will rue this day.......well, go on now. START RUEING!!!!! “how old is your father stewie?” 42… oh you want dumbass child! umm....daddys old. i think hes like sevun! "ahahaha" yes thats right. love me you imbeciles. ooooohhhh.......jackasses he talks with a lisp. on that part. daddy'th old! I think he's theven! ummm i forgot that one. OH "stewie, eat your meatloaf" ill eat it when im damn ready *chris walks in* ok now im ready *takes multiple bites* OH! OH GOD! YOUR COOKING LOIS IS AMAZING! OH! gimme some pie! OH GOD! THIS PIE IS SIMPLY ORGASMIC!!!!! Brian: ill have what hes having
I remember that one... but i forgot what was wrong w/ chris he was trying to lose weight Brian. The glue to the family. He's kept them together. Forget the fact that he's an alcoholic dog yeah OH omg! when peter has the baby birds do tell at the end, brian and him are at the clam. peter: hey brian, youre gettin some looks *looks over* im not ready yet brian: hey seems like youre gettin some looks yourself *looks over to see a huge bird like big bird licking her hand and rubbing her chest* peter: yeah im not ready eitha.
AWESOME, SETH! seth? Seth Greene. Created the show. Oh. i get it now ummm...yeah. GOOD JOB SETH! is seth like god and he can hear all conversations? Cause you just said his name like he was here Do you remember this one? sure Peter: Oh, this hangovers killin me. I haven't felt this crappy since that time i went to that museum...Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Museun tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night. i dont remember that one. what about this one: in song peter says: eventhough they killed my lord, I NEED A JEEEEEEEWWWW!!!!! (jew is in high note). sales person: hello sir, you want some volcano insurance? peter: go on. person: well weve never had a volcano eruption but there is soon going to be hundreds all across the united states, even RI. peter: but if weve never had one, why would i need volcano insurance? person: welllll, dont you think we're about due for one? peter: touch mister salesman...wheres my pen? and that is why peter needs a jew...because he used lois's rainy day fund on volcano insurance i remember that thats one of my favorite ones i liked it when stewie threw meagan's glasses across the room stewie: everyone, this is charlie. welcome him to the club of Forgotten Children! lois: Peta, im concerned about stewie. hes not gettin along well with the otha children at the park i liked the one where stewie and brian traveled together brian: WHAT THE HELL?! stewie: I WAS GETTING TIRED SO I STOPPED AND GOT SOME PILLS! brian: how many did you take? ALL OF EM all of em? YES ALL OF EM you should sit down NO TIME cmon youre not even on the road I KNOW. WE'RE TRAVELING WEST no, go find a road! WHY?! WE'RE MAKING GREAT TIME poor brian. he has to put up with stewie all the time. i know. its hilarious
do you rememnber that one episode where he was babysitting stewie and stewie got pissed because brian never even got pissed
i gotta go. cya
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