| Mr Balasabas: you're not an asshole
Mr Balasabas: you're a saint
Mr Balasabas: a demon saint
Mr Balasabas: but a saint
DFGclone: yeah
DFGclone: a saint
DFGclone: except when i beat those kindergarteners like 2 years ago
DFGclone: but they had it coming
DFGclone: fucker
Mr Balasabas: damn right
DFGclone: fuckers*
Mr Balasabas: gotta set the kids straight man
Mr Balasabas: damn pat you're so cool, always thinking about the future of our children
Mr Balasabas: if you dont discipline them
Mr Balasabas: who will?
DFGclone: that's right
DFGclone: i try to do what i can
DFGclone: i want a good future for them
DFGclone: we should mug them everyday
Mr Balasabas: damn right
DFGclone: so they can show appreciation in the future for what they have
Mr Balasabas: Yeah
Mr Balasabas: we should also smoke more
Mr Balasabas: those truth people are hurting those poor farmers out in the fields making our tobacco
Mr Balasabas: and they're are gonna get poor and die
Mr Balasabas: so we should smoke so we can support them
Mr Balasabas: its like supporting our country
Mr Balasabas: some people support our troops
Mr Balasabas: and others support the tobacco farmers
DFGclone: yes
DFGclone: and if we smoke enough
DFGclone: kids won't have any
DFGclone: so they won't be smokers in the future
Mr Balasabas: pat
Mr Balasabas: you are so right
Mr Balasabas: man we are such good people
Mr Balasabas: man
Mr Balasabas: only if this conversation fit on my profile |
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| Yakavetta: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco: Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy.
Yakavetta: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says you can wish for whatever you want. So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the black guy...
Vincenzo Lipazzi: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, right, he says to the nigger "What do you want?" And the nigger says "I want all my nigger brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know...
Yakavetta: Continue the joke.
Rocco: Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then." |
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| I hate Dolphins!!
But I'm so happy!!
I love my present
aww... I'm so hungry, and my eyeballs hurt, and my knee hurts!!
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