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THIS IS A SEXYY TRUCK IF U RECIEVE THIS IT MEANS UR FUCKIN SEXY.... IF U GET THIS BACK UR EVEN SEXIERR...SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE....IF U BREAK THIS YOU AINT' SEXY FOR SHIT...                    hey this is taylor i think ur sexy so i thought i would send it to you      love you lots   ::*TaYlOr*::

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so there i was playin golf with mike m (i was teaching him how to play by helping him swing) then we looked at each other i don't know what it was but i felt a real connection then he leaned in and i leaned back (like fat joe) (you know the rap artist that everyone likes all the guys want to be him and all the girls want to change him and all the doctors warn him about his high colesteral) so i then was like mike i don't feel that way about you but i value our friendship and hope we still can be friends and then he said yes (i believe that is the most afformative action we can take) so then we finished up the front nine (golf has eighteen holes and they are divided into to sets of nine) and then we met this chick (it was quinn) and played the back nine with her we schooled her (cause everyone knows girls can't play sports) so then we left and went to the movies (me, quinn and mike) (i think they both had a thing for me (mike did because he leaned) (and quinn did because she saw me shot a 13 on 18 holes) ya) (we went to see a walk to remember even though i wanted to see harry potter because i wanted to use a little magic on quinn or mike later but they won the vote two to one) it was pretty good even though by the end of the movie i couldn't even remember what the movie was about so i walked out at the end so after the movie we went and explored my backyard (because it has a wooded area with a river) and we went canoing untill we found my hideout after we found my hideout i made passionate love to quinn while mike sat there (i wasnt really sure what he was doing though) i just saw him sitting there staring at me and wouldnt look at quinn and he was doing something with his hand and he was also crying (we thought it would be better if we didnt ask him what he was doing) so when me and quinn got done (she is used to a screamer now) we put are clothes back on but had trouble find our undergarments so we just put all of are other clothes on (and figured we would put some on when we got home) so me and quinn got into the canoo and told mike to come on but he said he had to finish up (didnt really know what that ment) and it would only take a minute so i guess mike finished up whatever he was doing and we canood back to my backyard (if you know what i mean) so when we got to my backyard i took quinn and mike home (mike was silent the whole ride back to his house) i dropped him off then took quinn home after i dropped quinn off i headed back to my house but on my way back i saw justin and it looked like he has drinking so i decided to follow him to see what he was doing (as i followed him a girl starting walking with him) curious about who this girl was (i mean come on a girl hanging out with justin come on she was probly drunk to or a cheap hooker) so i kept following them they both went into justins house (he lives right next to mike m makes you wonder if they ever do anything)   so i hit out front in justins bushes and peeped through his window to see who the girl was (i turned out to be cassie or cassy i dont no how to spell it but she is tylers gf that is girlfriend) then were making love on his bed in his house under the covers and then i saw a monkey pop out of the covers (makes you wonder what they were doing under the cover with a monkey) (if anything sexual happend with the monkey they will probly both die because of aids) so i then left to go back to my house when i woke up in the morning i turned the news on and found out justin had died from aids but cassie was ok (so it was just justin with the monkey wierd) so i was kinda depressed (because me and justin were freinds and he died) so after his funeral i was still feeling down (but it is kind of justins faults  he died because he should already know that black people and gay people and monkeys all habe aids) so what do you do when you feel down you take anti depressents i didnt have any or know of any so i thought i would flip through channels and see if i could find anything that might help me and i saw this thing called enzyte (the guy on the commercial couldnt stop smiling and they also made him more confident and it helped his golf swing some how) so i picked up the phone and dialed in and got myself a two months supply and got rush delivery so they would be there the next day (so now that i had ordered those and had about a whole day to do nothing except wait for tommorow) so i called quinn up and asked her if she wanted to go out for some really nice food at the nicest restaurant i knew of (at this restuarant you had to dress up really nice) she agreed and i went and picked her up and we went to mcdonalds (man this place is fancy ) so we started skipping to mcdonalds and then i relized that valley is the only city in the world without a mcdonald so i stole a sweet 1976 gremlin (http://www.avonhill.com/thumbnails/coupe_domestic/1976_AMC_Gremlin.jpeg) (they are probly the coolest car ever made) and drove us there (i am such a rebel stealilng a car) so as we were walking into mcdonalds i reliezed i didnt have any so i asked quinn if she could buy (i felt really bad because i new she was going to have to break a ten) so she said she would and i told her i would pay her back she told me i didnt have to but i said i would (i wasnt even going to really pay her back) so we walked up to order she ordered a water a ice cream and a happy meal i got three cheeseburgers four freedom fries two milkshakes thirty chicken nuggets and a salad (i got the salad because i was watching my calery intake) man she spends a lot what does she think i am made of money good thing i gave her the privaledge to pay we waited thirty three minutes for our food (while we were waiting we were just talking and giggling about times past) well by the time we got our food i was starving and dug right in i finished off two cheeseburgers and half my salad and said this is crap i dont want to eat anymore i cant stand this so i threw it away and went to wenys across the rode and it only took three minutes to get my food and it was good i had a chili and it was finger licken good (but the only bad thing about i was that i burnt my tongue on it) so i went back across the street to mcdonalds and got quinn she had just finished eating (i think she might of liked it but i am  not sure because i dont think anyone would like mcdonalds never going to that fancy restuart again) so we left and i took her home and thanked her for the meal (she invited me in but i had to say no i wanted to but i was pooped because i had a long day and wanted to go home and go to bed) so i drove staight home when i got home i went straight to bed because i couldnt wait for tommorrow (because the enzyte was coming yessss) (actually i didnt get straight to be i went and took care of all of my hygene things and put my pajamas on then went to bed) well anyways i went to sleep at nine pm and woak up at eleven pm because molly came knocking on my window (actually its not my window its my parents because its there house and they bought it but they let me live there because they are such nice people) i asked her what she wanted (because when she knocked it really scared me and i thought i was going to have a asthma attack) she said she wanted to come in and tell me something so i opened my window (actually its not my window its my parents they bought the house i just live the free of rent) she crawled in and said she would not leave until she got a massage while listening to the lion king on tape (i was tired and didnt really argue with her so i just did it) about halfway through the massage i asked her if she wanted a orange and she said yes because she had been craving one all day so i went and got one from the orange tree in my room (actually its not my room its my parents room and the let me stay because if they didnt it would be child abuse and i could sue them) so i walked back over to molly and gave her the orange (i swear she almost had a orgasm when she got the orange) so i finished up the massage just as the lion king on tape was ending  so i kicked her out of my house (not because i wanted her out because i needed some sleep so i could get up for the enzyte) because i needed to get some sleep because me and quinn were going back to that fancy restaurant so i finally get back to sleep at two a.m. i woke up at nine thirty to a ringing phone (it was quinn) she asked me if i wanted to go back to that fancy restuarant for breakfast (i didnt really want to but i did because it was quinn) so she reminded me that i had to pay this time and i ran and got into my stash i pulled out five bucks (knowing that that would be enough) so me and quinn went up there we both got mcgriddles and that is when i realized that all good women are like mcgriddles (they are sweet on the outside and just like that they are gone) but they can also be like bad women (fattening and cheap) so we finished eating and we left i took quinn home and dropped her off at her house and drove back excited to my house (actually it is not my house it is my parents but i live there) as i was driving back i thought of another way that mcgriddles can be like girls (they fatten you up and take all of your money) but it didnt matter because i was getting my enzyte right when i got home i got home and there it was sitting on my porch (the enzyte) i ran up to take it i popped five pills without reading the lable and i am sure i didnt take enough so i took the rest after i took all the pills i didnt feel so good so i went and laid down (i passed out while i was laying down) i woke up hours later in a daze and when i stood up it felt like i was carrying a few extra pounds (below the belt) i didnt feel more confident (like the commercial said) (but i just figured it would take a while to kick in) so i decided while i was waiting for that to kick in i would go and play nin holes of golf to see if it helped out my golf swing (like the commercial said it did) but it didnt help my golf swing because my wiener kept getting in the way because it was the size of a elephant trunk and it was really annoying so i took all my golf stuff and left (with my elephant trunk dragging on the ground) i got home and flipped through the channels trying to find the enzyte commercial  (i looked for like 14 seconds before i found it) when i found it i watched it and realize that enzyte was a wiener enlargement product (it was natural enhancement but there was nothing natural about my wiener) as the commercial was going i read the fine print at the bottom and it said does not give you confidence and will not help your golf swing when i read this i couldnt believe this and starting crying i ran into my room and dove onto my bad (actaully its not my room it is my parents but they laet me stay there) i laid there thinking about what i was going to do (it was either cut off my wiener or take steriods until it was back down to its original size) i decided to take steriods and i knew just were i could get those (from bryce he has been taken those for years) so i called him up and asked him if he could hook me up with some but he doesnt like me (i think that that is the knew trend to not like me) well anyways i found a guy who could get me enough to shrink it back down to normal size but he said it was going to cost me two hundred and fifty bucks (so i told him i need a day and told him to have them tommorow) i didnt have the money so i called quinn up and asked if i could have two hundred and fifty bucks (because she has extra money like that because of her side job) she said ok because she can make that back tonight i thanked her and went off to buy my steriods i get my steriods and go home and take all of them and after i took them i didnt feel very good so i went and laid down (i passed out when i laid down) and when i woke up my weiner was back to normal size and i had all the confidence in the world now that i was back to my normal self (and not on enzytes and i quite steriods to because i didnt want me wiener to be small) i called quinn up and had her come over i also called mike and told him about my plans (he got really jeleaus and mad so he thought of something to get back at me with) so when quinn arrived she came inside and went back into my room we laid there and then she looked into my eyes i didnt now what it was but i felt a real connection she leaned in so did i (not like fat joe the guy everyone wants to be like and the girls want to be with) we had hot passionate sex for hours (and she was still used to a screamer) so when we are done mike calls and said he got with molly (i think he did it to get back at me because he wants me) it didnt bother me so he got really mad and went and cried and we lived happily ever after so the moral of this story is that fedex is better than the UPS

                                 Your's Turly,

                                             Brett <@:) <@:)

this story deserves to of those because we started it on november 15 and 6 pm and got done at 945 pm and only took like 20 minutes of breaks

P.S. The end gets a little worse than the beginning but that is because after 3 hours it is tough

P.P.S. if you dont like this you are gay because it took me three hours

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Introduction

So there i was playing football with my homies and cuzzes (like benjamin Crow) which brings me to my next point benjamen is going to H-E-Double hockey sticks (that is hell for those of you who don't know)(for those of you who didn't know how do you not know everyone has said that since 1st grade) but before i get off topic benjamin threw the football that belongs to the church because we were playin in the church (parking lot of course) so he threw the ball over my ginormagantous brother who is like 6 foot 5 (i don't know how you throw it over him when he has such a good vertical anyways) but yes before i get off topic he chucked the ball with all his might over him and then it sailed across the fence into mr. johnson's yard (for those of you who don't know mr. johnson is the meanest old man who ever lived he is so mean and he is in the NRA also) so before i get off topic we first concluded that the ball was in mrs. jenkin's backyard (for those of you who don't know mrs. jenkins is the meanest old lady who ever lived) before i get off topic so we went to mrs. jenkins driveway and benjamin was to scared to go get the ball by himself (i am pretty sure he peed his pants) but before i get off topic there was a little girl being held hostage by mrs. jenkins that just stared at us cause benjamin wouldn't go get the ball so we finally convinced him to (through trickery of course) but before i get off topic it wasn't in her yard so we made a quick jaunt over to mr. johnson's house (for those of you who don't know a jaunt is a quicker paced skip)(remember mr. johnoson is the meanest old man who ever lived) before i get off topic mr. johnson wouldn't open the door when we knocked and benjamin being the little pubesint girl he is or should i say she is didn't go get the ball whcih is a good thing because i hear he has landmines back there (he has landmines because he recieved them for joining the NRA)(for those of you who don't know NRA is the National Rifle Ass.)(for those of you who don't KNow Ass. stands for Association)(for those of you who don't know Ass. could also be an assistant it depends on the context of it though) but before i get off topic the church never got the football back and that made jesus mad (because that was jesus's favorite football)(der)(for those of you who don't know who jesus is he invented christmas)(which also invented christmas eve)(then those sttupid jews had to have something so they invented hanuakah then killed jesus)(for those of you who don't know that wasn't nice) so before we get off topic so jesus is sad and being the son of god (god is good god is great and now god is pissed off at benjamin) so god has now decided benjamin will burn in the firey pits of hell (for those of you who don't know if you put in 1-1-3-4 in a calculater and turn it upside down it will say hell) and will have to listen to john linnen for the rest of his dead life which brings me to my next point if you're 555 then i'm 666

A long long time ago in a galaxy far far 2 feet away there i was deep in a ball pit at mcdonald's i was there to see a certain someone (named molly) so i was working on my song to sing her when i saw her because here it is

                             Yours Turly,
                               Brett
                               <@:)

P.S. still cant get music on hear so you have to read it again

P.P.S. me and mike are going to see this movie http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/movies/article.adp?id=20051120201609990002

"Don't Fuck Wit Me"

[Intro]
Ladies and fuckin gentlemen (Whassup)
It's the kings of fuckin crunk (You know it)
Me, your boy Lil Jon, Lil Bo, Big Sam
On the motherfuckin track, Rick Rubin (Yeah)
I don't think y'all ready for this shit (y'all ain't ready nigga)
Nothin but some real gangsta shit (gangsta shit)
For them niggaz and bitches out there (Yeah)
Now I'm havin a hard fuckin life right now (a hard life)
And I'm gunna give y'all some of my fuckin pain

[Hook - 2X]
Why you fuckin wit me?
Stop fuckin wit me!
Don't be fuckin wit me!
Stop fuckin wit me!

[Interlude 1]
You know, it seems like no matter, no matter how hard I fuckin try
I can't do the right motherfuckin shit
Like I be tryin and shit and shit always be turning out fucked up
Like my bitch always on my fuckin back talkin bout I need to get a fuckin job
Talking bout how I need to pay my fuckin child support and shit
Bitch I'm out here tryin to do all that shit and that shit don't go my fuckin way
Sometimes you need to get the fuck up off my back
And let me learn how to get this shit right on
I want you to stop fuckin wit me
Why don't you stop fuckin wit me

[Hook]

[Verse One]
Bitch I'm tryin to get a job, but it just don't work
(Bitch I'm tryin to get a job, but that shit don't work)
Soon as I walk through the door, on they face is a smirk
(Soon as I walk through the door, on they face is a smirk)
Can't hire no nigga like me in that bitch
(Can't hire no nigga like me in that bitch)
Tattoos, gold teeth, nigga dreads and shit
(Tattoos, gold teeth, nigga dreads and shit)
Man, fuck these niggaz, I'll go back to sellin' dope
(Man, fuck these niggaz, I'll go back to sellin' dope)
Now my baby mama callin bout that child support
(Now my baby mama callin bout that child support)
Bitch back the fuck up, and let me smoke my weed
(Bitch back the fuck up, let me smoke my weed)
Motherfuck you bitch, stop screamin at me
(Motherfuck you bitch, stop screamin at me)

[Hook]

[Interlude 2]
Seem like no matter what the fuck I do, my bitch, she always on fuckin top of me
I'm out here tryin to make fuckin money and shit
And everytime I motherfuckin come home this bitch always got something to say
I'm cheatin on her and shit, I ain't doin nothin

[Verse 2]
I'm tryin hard as I can bitch, leave me alone
(I'm tryin hard as I can bitch, leave me alone)
You better back your ass up, before you catch it to your dome
(You better back your ass up, before you catch it to your dome)
I've been out all day, all I want is a beer
(I've been out all day, all I want is a beer)
Now here yo ass come with bullshit in my ear
(Now here yo ass come with bullshit in my ear)
I ain't been with no bitch, been tryin' to make this money
(I ain't been with no bitch, been tryin' to make this money)
Keep pushin' a nigga, and shit gunna get funny
(Keep pushin' a nigga, and shit gunna get funny)
You mad cause you heard that a girl like me
(You mad cause you heard that your girl like me)
You better check that bitch before you come and check me
(You better check that bitch before you come and check me)

[Hook]

[Interlude 3]
Know what? I'm just gunna leave the motherfuckin house
cause if I stay in this motherfucker, I'm gunna end up fuckin' yo ass up
And I ain't tryin' to motherfuckin go to jail
I'm just going to jump in my motherfuckin shit get on the highway
find me some dro, and get the fuck away from your motherfuckin ass
before I lose my motherfuckin mind
Bye bitch
Oh shit
What the fuck...the motherfuckin police behind me
Shit

[Verse 3]
Had to get out the house far away from my bitch
(Had to get out the house far away from my bitch)
Cause if I stay any longer it might be some shit
(If I stay any longer it might be some shit)
And now I'm on 85, wit my pedal to the flo'
(Now I'm on 85, wit my pedal to the flo')
And a nigga just fired up a blunt of that dro
(And a nigga just fired up a blunt of that dro)
The police pulled me over on some seatbelt shit
(The police pulled me over on some seatbelt shit)
That's when he finds out my license and my tag ain't legit
(That's when he finds out my license and my tag ain't legit)
Hope he don't pop my truck cause in there is some shit
(Hope he don't pop my truck cause in there is some shit)
Cause I got bout three or four bricks in that bitch
(Cause I got bout three or four bricks in that bitch)

[Hook 4X]