Yesterday Aunt Crapsherpants gave my children some money to get chinese food.
(because i came and gave her car a jump. because she's a tard. and because i'm an awesome sister.) 
While dining in the restaurant, enjoying our yummy goodness, the waitress asked:
"mo moundew?"
Asking if we would like refills. (the accent is strong with this one)
As soon as she walked away with the glasses, my daughter looks up and says:
"Bo mondew!..................I SPEAK SPANISH!"
I thought I was going to shoot some Lo mein out of my nose.
I would say that Auntie has been rubbing off on her, but she really hasn't been around her that much lately.
Although she has been around her since birth and that's enough to warp someone for life.

She's crazy!
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