IM DEAD

LET ME DIE IN PEACE

BYE!!!

GUNZ_N_ROZES IS NO MORE!!!

SIGNING OUT FOR THE LAST TIME!!!

RIP

RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!!!

Wats up my peeps. You wanna know what sucks. I found out yesterday that one of my friends parents were looking thru my profile and reading my comments and my friend told me that they blocked me from her site. That really my made my day feel like shit. Im not a bad person. Atleast I don't try to come off that way. I guess i could cuss to much sometimes but who the FUCK doesn't? Does my words bother anybody? I would just like an explanation. You know what this makes me feel like doin.

I JUST WANNA GET HIGH!!!

Currently Listening 14 Shades of Grey (with Limited Edition Bonus DVD) By Staind see related

Stupid People

Here is something that is pretty funny. Here are some instructions that have been found on boxes that don't make very much sense. Just shows you how many stupid people that are this world so please enjoy.

Funny Instructions


Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Okay boys and girls. You know the rules.

NO HUMPING!!!

This Is Totally Amazing.

Say the word COW before each word.

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look

Now say the word COW After each word

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look

Now say the word COW before AND after each word.

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look

Now read just the words upwards from the bottom.

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4- Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look

Gotcha!!!

Send this to all of your friends so they can fall for it too, just like you did!! Get a great laugh!

Just a little laugh for you people.

Back Up!

Well people don't feel depressed. Either i need to get my eyes checked out or i need to get laid tonight!!

Oh yea!!

I don't have a problem with u people callin me. so ring me up some time.

my # 706-540-0188 my cell phone. just don't get on my nerves.