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Name: Jade((aka squirt)) <3
Country: United States
State: Oklahoma
Metro: Mustang
Birthday: 12/12/1990
Gender: Female


Interests: my best friends[kD retter]..mitchell blake paxton :]..nail polish..the mall.. louis vuitton.. hollister.. dinosaurs.. robots.. eyeliner.. wal*mart [haha] .. dogs.. pink.. dvd players.. mt dew.. energy drinks.. porter potty tippin.. country music.. guys in girl jeans.. lip rings.. talking on the phone..
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Sunday, May 22, 2005

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Friday, May 13, 2005

                       Hello Beautiful!

 well tonite wasent all that lovely.. well some of it was.. ook well school was great.. talent show.. good job 2 all of yall!!! after school.. awesome.. my k*K is here!! well.. we wanted to go golfing with mitchell n tyler but my dad was bn a fuckin dick ass so we couldent.. ya but then they came over at like .. 8 .. yaaaa!! that was fun!well first we just sat n the comp room. n me n mitchell sat on kD.. haha then we decided to go outside..n i gave mitchell a piggy back n kD gave tyler one.. then we switched ahh they attacked me n tried to wedgie me.. then mitchell wouldent let go of my leg.. so i like fell almost.. ya then we all were holdin hands going to see the wizzard.. haha jk.. but tyler was like.. this is cute .. haha it was sooooo funii but u had to hear how he said it.. haha then tyler picked kD these weeds.. it was soo funi.. then mitchell went to pick me some n he got one with all these thorns in it lmfaooo it was hawt.. then came trouble.. ook ..well we saw this porter potty right.. ya well tyler had to piss.. so he started to walk in there.. n kD raaaaaan behind him n puuuuuushhhed him into it .. lmfaoo me n mitchell were like pissin our pants.. ya then they decided to drop kick it.. lmfaooooooo.. it was funii.. ya then we started walking.. ahh .. n my dad pulls up.. makes us all get in the truck.. ya then the fishin pole attacked me.. liek the hook was in my hair n i was cryin.. lol!! ya then we got home.. i got yelled at.. tyler n mitchell had to call to go home.. but while we re waitin.. it was fun.. tyler was playin air guitar to *number 5 with a bullet* n singin.. lmfao.. ya then we played duck duck goose.. n i hit kD in the head realli hard.. haha .. then tyler picked kD more weeds.. n mitchell wouldent get me any.. caz he was scared hed get thorns n his hand.. but i made him.. n he screamed n i thought he got hurt again but he was kiddin.. then i made him get down on his knee n give them 2 me.. so he did.. aww it was cute.. n tyler was liek tellin kD that those weeds were his 3month masterpiece.. n was like .. stroakin the weeds.. lmfao me n mitchell were dyin.. ya then tylers mom got there.. n my dad had to go out to talk to her.. me n kD were like .. in tears.. it was scary.. but she got to stay so were happy.. but ne ways thats all!!

       


Tuesday, May 10, 2005

                         Hello Gorgeous

well today steph had surgery.. i dident go but i did sleep til 11.. then i got to school at like 12.. haha i brought yogurt n apple juice for lunch caz i dident want sick school lunch ya.. then 5th hr i was frickin hyyper as hell.. me freddy jasmine jesi n richard had fun.. i was crackin them up.. 6th hr ughhh alex gave me the HUGGESSTT wedgie!! man.. im so sick of drama class.. they wna switch the play again.. n its in ONE WEEK! wtf.. no i did my part n memorized most of my lines.. i aint switchin fuck no.. after school me lena n deer took off our shirts((we had on camis)) n me deer n tyler got n a water fight! ahh it was hawt.. no literally.. it was 995 degrees!!!oo n me n Deer r gna go buy BAZOOOOOOKA water guns! um i have nothing else to say. i think in gna go ride my dirtbike now!!

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:: I _____ Jade.

::Jade is _____.

:: Jade needs ______.

:: I want to _____with Jade.

:: Jade can ______.

:: Someday Jade will _______.

:: Jade reminds me of _______.

:: Without Jade, _________.

::Jade can be _______.

:: Jade is always _______.

:: Worst thing about Jade is _______.

:: Best thing about Jade is ________.

:: I think Jade should _________.

:: If Jade was an animal, she would be a ______.

:: Right now, I bet Jade is thinking about _______.

:: Jade makes me want to _______.

:: If I could spend the day with Jade, I'd ____________.

:: Jade is the _________.

:: If I could be Jade for a day, I'd ______.

:: I want to give Jade a ________.

:: The song _____ by _____ reminds me of Jade.


Saturday, May 07, 2005

hey yall! well me n kD went to the mall 2day.. heres our pics!

the axe effect! lmao!

i wna b a cow boy baby!!gulp! haha

welcome to the gun show!! hahah rudolf is sexy!

omgawh! lol!

that dude omfgawh he was so flippin hawt.. so i took a pic

kDs future hubby!! hahah i wore this shirt yersterday!!

red rocket!!

believe it or not thats a tampon..ya we bought it outta the machine n like..ya it was effin tiny! lmao!

 

this is my outfit for 8th grade recodnition

well im gna go

Later loves.


Thursday, May 05, 2005

           Hello Gorgeous!

well..today was the last day of testing..and 2mros friday ..well 2day was dumb.. we got to watch nemo!!!!!!!! yess i love that! we dident have to work outside today !!! community service as jesi calls it..lmfao.. haha before lunch lindsey went to change..but she had to pee n there was no toilet paper.. n so i was like ILL GET U SOME!! n got her practically the whole role n was like LINDSEY CATCH n threw the wad like over the door2 her.. and i was like i know u gta poop!! hahaha me n brit we dyin..then at unch like alot of ppl were tryin to take a pic on brits phone.. like me britt linds lena taylor chelsea sarah.. idk who else.. well then zac mason trevor and haden jump in..then right when they went to take it someone pushed us n we all fell!! it hurt but it was soooooo funii!!yaa.. omgawh after school was so fun! we were battling clinton n i tried to jump on the levels or w.e n i missed n cut my leg  it was soo funii tho... omgawh n then we found a baby bird!! it fell outta its nest awwwwwwwwe it was saaad!!!! it was liek deja vu caz liek last year me brit n lins found a baby bird liek that dying.. ook well thats not deja vu but w.e it was sad!! awwe we named him polka dot n said a prayer for him..i think everyone teared up a lil!  jk but it was sad.. then i went tannin and came home n got online!! omgawh! im furious!! i cant find my notebook dvd!!! ahhhh sdgkjnsdgj!!

 things ppl said to me.

hobbs: youll aways have a special place in my heart
^ awwwwe!!


sam: uhh well who do i need to beat the hell out of then??
^haha thnx sam.

 Ri Ri: its sorta funi. . not piss material lmao
^lmao..

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«~dang.. that reminds me of someone..    «~pretty much the best movie ever

  «~ gta love hollister..

  «~whoever stole that movie id realii like it if ud return it..thnx bitch

 «~ are u 2 in loooove-lmao kD  

 «~i wna go there..

R.I.P- Polka dot..i love u!!

later loves.

 



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