10.) At least once a month you will get someone looking for "that book" -- the one that they don't know the name of, they don't know the author, they don't know what it's about, and they don't know where/who they heard about it from...

9.) If you're calm, patient, and creative, you can find the book referred to above :D

8.) The programmer(s) of Tipcat:
-- a.) thought they were cute/smart
-- b.) were in too much of hurry during the programming
-- c.) don't understand the term "User Friendly"
-- d.) didn't realize that a general search for "Pirate" and "Pirates" should bring up the same material
-- e.) must have built in some form of viewing program that allows them to laugh at users getting stuck in redundant search loops and still not find what they were looking for in the first place :P

7.) It does'nt matter how big the sign is, nor how big the letters are, some people just cannot read "OUT OF ORDER"

6.) Shoes do NOT set off the security alarms

5.) You can't help but smile to yourself when you see the book "Sex for Dummies" on the reshelving cart at least once every other week (apologies to anyone that comment may offend, unfortunately that is NOT an exaggeration)

4.) At least 1/3 of the people visiting the library are only interested in knowing which computers they can use to log on to MySpace

3.) You suddenly realize that there are at least 2 dozen books, three seperate series, and at least forty movies that are absolute MUST sees/reads ... even though you've never even heard of them before

2.) Regardless of your job, everyone assumes you're a librarian -- librarians have to have a masters (and yes, I'm thinking about looking into getting one :D)

1.) It doesn't matter how slow things are, we're not allowed to have a book at the desk to read :P, lol