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Name: Hamilton
Country: United States
State: New Jersey
Birthday: 8/4/1983
Gender: Male
Interests: Kappa Delta RHo for LIFE!!!!!!
Drinking
Rockin the guitar
Soccer
chilling with the people I care about the most......
Expertise: Mechanical Engineering
Music
Men...i mean WOmen
Occupation: Student
Industry: Engineering
Message: message me
Member Since:
4/29/2002
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| "TI- What You Know":
Lyrics:
don't you know I got a
key by da three when I chirp shawty chirp back
Louis nap sack
where I hold'n all da work at
Watchu kno bout dat? Watchu kno bout dat
Loaded 44s on the low where da cheese at
Fresh off the jet to the Jects where da G's at
Watchu know bout dat? Watchu know bout dat
Translation:
Are you aware that I have 3 kilograms of cocaine in my Louis Vitton bag
where I use my Nextel Phone to deal out drugs as my primary job?
What do you know about that? What do you know about that?
I have a loaded .44 magnum pistol concealed in my trousers where my money is as well.
I just got off of a jet, and now I'm going to a place of low rent housing and minorities where
I make most of my income.
What do you know about that? What do you know about that?
Conclusion:
I will NEVER understand black people.
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| TAIWAN- THE LONGEST ENTRY EVER!!!!So, here I am. I'm back in the States and jetlagged as all
hell. Two days ago, I woke up with a fever and symptoms of the
flu. There was a fear that I would not be able to get on the
plane, due to the temperature monitors they keep at the entrance of the
gates. Luckily, I took some fever reducers and was able to barely
pass the monitors. The funny thing was, as I passed the gate with
other people, if you paid closer attention, you could see a
slight hint of red over my halo. Since the temperature of the
human body is said to be maintained at a strict 98.6 degrees F, the
slightest rise in body temp can be detected by these monitors.
But phew, I passed. I hope I didn't bring back SARS. No,
seriously, I hope I didn't.
Alright, now to the pics. I've divided them up into
scenery/random, food, and pics with friends. Enjoy the captions.
Please click on pictures to enlarge.(which is what you'll need to do in
alot of pics to get the full effect)
SCENERY/RANDOM
At the China Airlines Gate, the only place with more Asian people per capita then Asian Greeks.
ANCHORAGE:
Anchorage, Alaska, the largest city in Alaska, and yet, NOTHING
surrounded it. Why would anyone want to live there? That's my Mommy,
isn't she purrty?
Beautiful morning sun from the plane.
So I asked the China Airline stewardesses to take a picture with me.
Her reply was, "oh no, I'm so embarassed. I need to go freshmen
up." Dude, freshen up? If you had anymore make up on, mosquitos,
literally, wouldn't be able to penetrate your foundation.
TAIWAN:
So I decided to take a pic with the hottest chicks of China Airlines. There hot, "thin", and best of all, don't talk back.
Yay... our arrival.
So the first thing I see, as we take the bus to Taipei, is a chick with
a hot bod, dressed in lingerie in this little shop with polished glass
windows and neon lights aligned radially. And I'm like, "what the hell
is this, Dad?".
And he goes, " Oh that's where they sell Betel Nuts."
Betel Nuts are a nut that stem from a Betel Palm Tree. They are
little pellets that when chewed, deliver a mild high, kind of like
chewing tobacco. And apparently, they are a thriving industry in
Taiwan, grossing billions a year in NTS. (the Taiwanese Currency)
Habitual Chewers are usually truck drivers who use the stimulant to
keep themselves awake during long hauls. It is also commonly
associated with lower class people, which is why it is commonly sold in
lower class areas. The city of Taipei, as I observed had no Betel
Nut stands. But outside of Taipei, they are literally sold
EVERYWHERE. Every other store is a Betel Nut store. The hot
chicks are used to attract customers, obviously. Check out the
sexiness.
   
One of the girls caught my dad video taping her with his massive
camera, and gave him the finger. I thought it was the funniest fucking
thing ever. Wish I got a pic of that.
Taipei City baby.
Took this at Taipei Train Station. Does anyone else think there
is something seriously wrong with this pic? I was not aware Michael
Jackson was an icon in Taiwan.
Look at this stud.
So I said, "Daddy, take a picture and make me look like a model."
So, Taiwan's President is one corrupt mothefucker and will eventually
lead Taiwan to its downfall if he continues to be their leader.
The wearing of the red head band and "thumbs down" is an understood
Taiwanese symbol insisting the President to step down from his
position. Personally, I have no idea what I'm doing in this
picture. My mother, who prays for the death of the Taiwanese
president everyday, insisted I put on the head band and take the pic
with her. The car in the background was smashed up during a
Taiwanese protest to the presidents leadership.
YI LAN, TAIWAN:
Yi Lan country side from my Aunts window.
BUDDHIST TEMPLE:
Buddhist Temple, where I broke all the rules.
 
 
Please refrain from stepping
Please, do not take pictures of Buddha.
Please refrain from hitting bell.
Why am I such an asshole?
TAINAN, TAIWAN:
City of Tainan, where I rode my first motorcycle. haha
KENTING, TAIWAN
I call this photo, "Pensive"
This part is call MaoBiTou, which means Cat's Nose and Head. That
second rock from the right is supposed to look like a crouched
kitty. I sort of see it? Man, Taiwanese people have an
exagerrative imagination.
I coincidentally ran into this nuclear power plant at Kenting. I
found out later, that the reactors were supplied by Westinghouse.
Transfer to Taiwan maybe?
Big Uncle, Mom and I, submerged beneath the sea. Makin me wet.
Look at our catch......nah just kidding.
I realize that this could look like a urinal if rotated 90 degrees to
the left. But I assure you, this picture was taken in the right
alignment. Yes, my friends, it is basically a hole in the ground for
you to poop in. This is how 1/3 of all Taiwanese toilets look
like.
BACK TO TAINAN, TAIWAN
Only in Taiwan, do you see a van stuck underneath basement parking lot piping.
By the way, traffic laws in Taiwan are only there in writing. People
run red lights, turn left on red, drive between two lanes, drive on the
wrong side of the street, etc. NOTHING APPLIES.
And what the hell is a Toyota Wish? What? Taiwan makes so many
knockoffs, so I "Wish" this were an actual Toyota? Damn dude.
Tainan Hotel, 5 Star. $5000 NTS a night for 4 people. Let
me break that down. That's around $40 a night per person in a 5 start
hotel, including spa, pool and gym use and breakfast. We comin here.
This is totally not the sexiest picture in the world.
FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Click on picture to see larger version. YUMMO!!!
Let's start with the worst food ever, PLANE FOOD!!!
 
Pork in Honey Sauce and Spaghetti.
FORMOSA HOTEL
Mom, Aunt, and me
Lobster Bisk Soup......Kind of disappointing. (I give it a 1 out of 10)
Seafood Appetizer with zesty sauce. Better but not impressed. Just looked pretty. (5 out of 10)
Salad wrapped in Bell Pepper Slice. Presenation was excellent. Taste.... eh. (5 out of 10)
 
Hibatchi nigga. Steak was absolutely delicious and tender...mmm with roasted garlic. (8 out of 10)
Desert..... Papaya, Watermelon, Melon, Passion Fruit, and Vanilla IceCream. (7 out of 10)
YI-LAN RESTAURANT
Some sort of seafood soup. Again, rather disappointing. (3 out of 10)
Seafood Salad, this was quite scrumptious. Crunchy calamari, beansprouts, sweet corn, yumm. (7 out of 10)
Porkchop. Meat was rough. Not very good. (2 out of 10)
Desert.... Green Tea with these weird little bobas in them. They looked
like fish eggs. SO MUCH BETTER THAN TAPIOCA BALLS!!!. Delicious (9 out
of 10)
OBASAN w/ Sandy Ho:
I don't know what this was but Sandy said it was good. And it was. Served with plum wine. YUMMO!! (8 out of 10)
Some sort of egg wrapped in meat. (5 out of 10)
Steak, medium rare. MMMMMMMM (7 out of 10)
Drinks at Dozo afterwards.
TAINAN
Looks like a human organ doesn't it? It's actually pretty good. (7 out of 10)
Veggies, Rice with Pork Sauce, Egg, and the body of a fish. Should have just given it to me alive. (6 out of 10)
Rice with Pork Sauce, Bean Sprouts, Fish balls, and...... Fish Intenstines. Oh yes, quite tasty. (5 out of 10)
Deep Fried Oyster, Raw Clams, Seaweed, and Sushi right next to the ocean. Don't get any fresher than that.
Guess what this is..... I'll give you a hint.
hehehehe, it was quite tasty. (7 out of 10)
And they were serving Goose Meat and Snake meat. Didnt get a chance to try it though.
 
Hot Pot. One Spicy, One Mild. SOOOOO DELICIOUS. (9.5 out of 10)
 
Dumpling, Korean Style. You see the kimchi? hehehehe
COUSINS WEDDING
Look at the size of that freaking shrimp.
mmmmmm fried caviar and some other stuff (8 out of 10)
Lobster
I'm not sure what this fruit was called but it was quite good.
The Side Effect: It turns your tongue, pee, and shit purple if you need
one whole one.
The Most delicious burger ever. Pork Burger with over easy egg,
drizzled with cucumber and ketchup wrapped in a sweet bun. Oh my god.
To DIE FOR!!!! (10 out of 10!!!!)
Spicy Fried Squid. Yummo (6 out of 10)
This is like the chinese version of Bim Bam Bop.
Another hotpot. Not as good as the other one but ok. (6 out of 10)
American Style Pasta.
mmmmm this was good. (7 out of 10)
Iced Coffee
TAINAN HOTEL
BBQed Pork. SOOO GOOD. (9 out of 10)
Yummy Shrimp that I didnt get to try because of the flu.
What I learned: Taiwanese people are poor people but they sure know how to turn ANYTHING into something tasty.
FRIENDS:
Ashley and Chelsea, the Fraternal Twins. What does this mean? Two Eggs, Two Different Spermies.
Guess the Fob.
Now, apparently, I met these girls 5-6 years ago in NJ through a tutor
I recommended for them. But, they were just 15 year old babies.... both
not yet developed, one with braces, etc. Look at the butterflies
they've become.
Me and my old man. Is there a resemblance? He was quite the stud when he was my age.
 
Chelsea and her bf, Irwin. So adorable.
AND LOOK WHO I FOUND BEGGING ON THE STREETS IN TAIWAN!!!! YES, ITS THE PROSTITUTE ON THE BEACH, A SANDY HO.
 
LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE IN SIZE!!!! I'm so proud of you SANDY!!!!!
True Fact: America really does make you fat.
Chelsea, me, and Irwin
Went to a hookah bar the first night in Taipei. Conclusion: Taiwanese
Hookah Businesses do NOT know how to pack a hookah. Worst Hookah
I've ever had.
Me and the two Austrians. Yes, the asian guy is from Austria, raised
there for most of his life and speaks German as his mother tongue.
AMAZING!! And the white guy is the dude Sandy wants to get with.
Sorry, Sandy, had to blow up your spot. I love ya!!
Look at how happy she is holding the white boy. mmmmm he IS a cutie though.
More Austrians.
Late night drunken munchies. XIAO LONG BAO!!!!! Sold in the states for
$6 a bowl. Sold in Taiwan for less then $3 a bowl. And it tastes
better. Awwwww, I wish Coogul was there to try them with me.
Me, my mom, my mom's China Airline Stewardness and her bf. DAMN she was HOT.
Damn, they are freakin TALL. Tallest Asians in Taiwan.
Irwin, Chelsea, me, and Chelseas older sister who loves ABCs,
Ester. 4 Hours of drinking, Kings, a good buzz, and the bill
being only $45 USD. Priceless.
The Ho, and the Twins.
Me and Ester.
Ashley and me, looking fuckin retarded.
Representing WESTINGHOUSE, U KNOW!!!! HOO HOO HOO. (obvious Lambda chant reference)
Me and my Ho. SANDY!!!!! Thank you for everything, my love. God,
I still can't get over the weight loss. Time for me to start
emulating Sandy Ho. 4 Week Diet starting tomorrow. LETS DO THIS!!!
Me and Ester's bf, Eddy, 3rd Generation American Born Chinese.
You know what that means? That means his GRANDPARENTS were born in the
US. Damn son.
oh yes
Thank you all so much for making Taipei so much fun. I will be back.
Dad, Mom, and Me before Cousin's Wedding. DAMN son, I'm huge.
Well there's alot more pictures but I don't feel like putting them
up. It's taken me 3 days to put up this entry and I'm tired,
jetlagged, and full of diarrhea. So I take my leave and leave you
with the last picture of my trip that I took at Taipei Airport.
What the hell is wrong with Taiwanese people?
Good bye Taiwan, I will be back within the next 2 years. Good bye, Motherland. Take care of yourself.
PS. If you don't leave a comment, I will be very disappointed and probably never update xanga again.
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| FacebookI love it when un-attractive girls put up facebook pictures with
a flattering shot of their cleavage. And by "I love it", I mean,
"ITS FUCKING ANNOYING". Craving attention much? Is it because
you have such low confidence in yourself that you need to have people
focus on other parts of your body other than your face? And don't
give that bullshit excuse,
"Oh i didn't put the twins in on purpose, it just happened when I cut
my picture out. I had no intention of people focusing on my
boobs."
BULL- FUCKIN-SHIT!!!! Right, it just so coincidentally happened that
when you used paint or photoshop to cut out your picture, the outer
boundaries of the image just so conveniently started at the top of your
head and ended at the bottom of your tits. YOU HAD FULL
AWARENESS OF WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO DO. Or some subliminal
subconscious desire for attention. God , it makes me want to
vomit. It's just as stupid and gay as when guys post pictures of
their body.
ITS CALLED FACEbook!!!! NOT CLEAVAGEbook!!!
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| StocksJust had to share this........
COME ON CSHD!!!!!
Wu, you.... me.... and Filet Mignon.
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| New Slang WordsSo I was talking to Candie Yoon on Aim and every once in a while she
would break out this phrase: "Man Alive!!" At first I dismissed such a
bizarre sounding phrase, but then Candie continued to frequent this
phrase. But I continued to dismiss it. And the phrase only
came after I said somethign semi-shocking or surprising. Then I
said a slang word she didn't know: Cookie.
Now, if any of you Americans grew up in the US during High School, you
will know the song by Limp Bizkit called "Nookie" where Fred Durst uses
the word cookie in his lyrics:
" I did it all for the Nookie, come on, the nookie, come on
So you can take that cookie, and stick it up your, yeaaa"
Cookie is slang for a woman's poom poom. You know, poonani. Now,
Candie finally brings to light the meaning of the phrase she so
religiously started using: Man Alive = Oh my God.
HOW FUCKIN RETARDED IS THAT????
"Candie, my car just got hit."
"MAN ALIVE!!"
"Candie, look at that thick layer of grime in my bathtub"
"MAN ALIVE!!"
"Candie, my dead grandpa just got up from the table at the morgue"
"MAN ALIVE!!!"
Please tell me that is not the most stupid, retarded, incoherent, and
ridiculously terrible flowing new slang phrase out there. When
your in shock.... most people think, "jesus christ", or, "oh shit", or
the common "Oh my God". WHAT THE HELL IS "MAN ALIVE",
Candie??!?!??!?!?!
If you agree with my opinion, please visit Candie's Xanga at http://www.xanga.com/Candie1654 and tell her to stop using this
phrase. Candie, if you keep using it, I'm going to jump off the
Empire State Building and hope my eye lid gets caught on a ledge. STOP.
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