Partying for nine hours straight takes a lot out of people. If by "partying," you mean "studying crazily for finals on Monday."

All this studying was bound to make us insane(-er). And so began another tragic  tale of Lowell geeks studying for hours until proactive interference and retroactive interference began to run together, Jefferson and Jackson became the same president, and lively debates over whether or not James Fenimore Cooper wrote the Leatherstocking Tales were sparked.

Needless to say, we had to take breaks to keep our brains from breaking under the onslaught of American History and Psychology. These breaks, at first Mimi attempting to knit, became full outbursts of hyper mania.

Our conversations soon degraded into debates...

about the oranges....

M: We're soo high. I think it's the oranges. I betcha anything they're spiked.

H: Whatever. Don't be ridiculous. How would you spike oranges without getting the peel off?

M: Duh. Needles and syringes.

H: But that would leave a hole. Out of which would squirt orange liquid.

M: ....

H: Hey, didn't you squirt orange into your eye before?

M: ...yes...

and about Yoshi's gender...

M: I bet if we just went around asking people for eggs, we could find out where he lived.

H: But that plan would fail because eventually someone would have eggs and then we would be DOOMED.

M: That's why we ask for like, ostrich eggs or duck eggs or goose eggs.

H: And someone would be like OH! Of course, I have that. Just hold on a second while I run and fetch my crocodile eggs.

M: Fine, Yoshi eggs!

H: Eggs laid by Yoshi? OMG! ... You know what this means?... Yoshi's a girl!

M: What? NO! Yoshi's a boy. He's all green and dinosaur-turtley and manly! Yoshi's a boy!

H: No! Boys can't lay eggs! Yoshi's a GIRL! OMG. Yoshi's a girl!

M: OMG, you're right! But... noooooooo.

H: My world has been turned upside down. Yoshi's a girl!

and to J.J Lin's favorite sounds...

H: You know, J.J really likes water.

M: I know! He has water sounds in like the beginning of every song.

H: He is the worst person to listen to if you have to go to the bathroom.

M: True, true.

H: On top of that, he makes the sh- sss- sound alot. He likes the "S" sound alot.

M: But.. it's really hard not to use the "s" sound.

H: Wanna bet?

(5 Min Later..)

H: Young Helmhotz Theory- three.. color... add... up... to... every.. color.. available.

M: Opponent pro---- theory. Color come in pair... When one.. of pair.. is "on" you can't see the other one.

H: *gasp* You said it! .... Crap. I did too.

M: This is hard. Okay, okay, start over. Ready.... go!

(1 Min later.)

H: I give up. This is hard.

M: I bet "s" is the most important sound in language.

H: Nuh-uh. I think "t" is.

M: Nuh-uh.

H: Fine, let's see!

(2 Min Later)

H: See! Told you!

M: I dunno...

H: Whatever, I think "t" is important.

M: I say s.

H: I dunno. I think you can talk with a lisp all the time. Thee thells thea-thells by the thea-thore. See?

M: What about vowels?

H:  ...

and weirdest things in our history book...

M: Didn't some president die of bloody diarrhea?

H: *After searching* Nooo... Polk couldn't run for a 2nd term because "his health was broken by overwork and chronic diarrhea."

M: I can't believe they wrote that in our book.

H: I know! At least give the man some dignity!

and our ongoing quest to find a man with blue eyes in the history book...

H: *peering at picture* Is it just me or does Andrew Jackson have one blue eye and one brown eye?

M: What? I think he has brown eyes.

H: Just look at it! I swear they're different colors.

M: *looks intently at picture* OMG, you're right! That one's blue and that one's brown!

H: That's soo weird. I think we should ask Schmidtler about this.

M: You know he just shuddered upstairs because he felt something evil pass over him.

I hate school. Well, not school so much as the insane amount of textbooks they give us knowing full well that we have no lockers 'til Thursday (or so they say) and thus must carry them around 'til said lockers are available.

My arms are dead. I've actually discovered that they will vibrate, entirely of their own volition, if I just hold them up. It doesn't work unless I've been at it for about three minutes and am pretty much non-movey but it's still kinda odd.

And in case you think I am kidding about the textbooks I have to haul back and forth, behold:

All my school books in all their glory. I think that's pretty insane. Considering that some of those big ones are for one class.

At least now I know what it is like to carry a 20-pound toddler around. It seriously makes me reconsider the whole "must-have-at-least-10-kids-with-Heechul" thing because seriously? It is hard. And I know that babies aren't, you know, pointy and have sharp corners that dig into your hip and give you bruises but babies grow. Big. And heavy. -Er.

I hate school.

GAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

School starts tomorrow.... It's not fair

On the bright side, I have lovely Heechul accessories for all my school stuff which makes me very happy. Extremely, feels-like-I-can-fly, happy. Who needs drugs when you've got my smexy Heechul?

See what Siwon is doing over there on the right? That is the basic equivalent of what I do when I see him. Only add more rabid fangirl screaming.

Sigh, get well soon, my beautiful Heenim, so you can run around doing crazy, cute stuff like this again.

And for all those people who say that Heechul is too girly, is this manly looking enough for you?

It doesn't really matter whether it is or not, because I'm the one who is marrying him and not you soo pfffffffft. And I much prefer it when he is going around doing something like this.

Sigh. I have to go wandering off to Mexico soon... I wonder what I will do for 10 days without my Heechul. Do you know what happens when I go into HeeChul withdrawal? It is not a pretty thing. Sigh... *sobs at the thought of 10 days without HeeChul and JaeJoong*

And just to comfort myself, lovely pictures of my obsessions. I am only posting my 1st and 2nd husbands because... well, posting my third place husbands would be like... listing every hot entertainer in Korea. Yes, bad example but just the thought of 10 days without my Cinderella and Hero causes my brain to stop functioning and shut down.

I find his hairstyle here adorable. I would, personally, even consider having that hairstyle. But I would probably not be able to pull it off.

And speaking of hairstyles of HeeChul that I would consider, here are some more that I probably would also not be able to pull off but would totally jump at the chance to have.

He is the one with the orange hair, in case you were wondering which person he was.

I am so jealous of his U hairstyles it is not even funny. I personally like the last one the best and am even considering getting it once my hair is that long.

And my 2nd husband, Hero JaeJoong! I love his hair in Tri-Angle and that is totally what is happening to my hair once I get tired of having HeeChul-U-hair. He is so gorgeous in Tri-Angle.

That said, here is my 2nd husband posing as a marshmallow. A dancing marshmallow.

I TOTALLY have to watch the next episode of SuJu Full House! It's HeeChul's birthday party. It looks so funny. What with all the HeeChul masks and the reenactments and theater props. HanKyung cracks me up. "Oh, beautiful. Ooh, look, fish!" (They were reenacting Titanic)

Anyway, since Chewy wanted pics of KiBum or Yunho, here.

KiBum looks so happy....

And because HeeChul has to be in there somewhere.

Look! My two favorite people on this earth together! (Btw, they're the two people on the right.)