Heartlessnightmare
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- Name: Diana
- Country: United States
- State: New York
- Metro: Staten Island
- Birthday: 3/19/1993
- Gender: Female
- Member Since: 2/10/2005
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'I was shopping for the day's supper, fresh from my voyage ot Ireland. Suddnely, the towncrier announced "Werewolf attacks apple-seller last night! Lock all doors at sundown!" The next thing I knew, everyone was running around, packing their things, rushing home, and locking their doors. The only people still in the street were me, the fruit-seller and the town crier. "Do you want to keep your teeth?!" I said to the crier threateningly, holding my fist up to his face. "No." he stuttered, "I'd pretty much like to keep them." So I shouted at him, "Then shut up about werewolves!"-Capt. von Orca's reaction to the news from The Werewolf of Holland
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