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Friday, June 17, 2005

Fri, 17 Jun 2005 23:14:10 GMT

my birthday was 3 days ago.

batman begins was good. i felt bad telling people it was mediocre, but i have a feeling i only said that because i was in an angry mood. i probably didn't love it as much as i would have because chris pissed me off.

then chris and i went to pawn shops and bought knives, lost them, shot each other, stabbed ducks, and went to get ice cream, which is where the day turned bad. then i came home and went out again to sara's party, which was fun.

Sunday, June 05, 2005

Sun, 05 Jun 2005 22:29:24 GMT

This certain someone is seeing THE PIXIES on June 13th. (excitement fills the air)

This is one of the only graduation pictures that wasnt taken from 1,000 feet away. The other is of Chris and I, but I hate it because I look like I am suppressing tears. (Which is what I was doing. YEAH I CRY. WHAT ABOUT IT!?)

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 16:07:40 GMT

mike baamonde-- here are the pictures you wanted

(you can definitely tell that Adam and Jake are completely enthralled by McAvoy's tent-building activity.)

(Mr. McAvoy is one angry, gun-toting, mother fucker)

Monday, May 23, 2005

Mon, 23 May 2005 19:05:24 GMT

pictures:

(kel and i on some wooden house thing)

(at a cafe in the art museum)

(jenn and i on the day of her beautification, i cant remember if this is before or after)

could my smile be any more generic? i think not.

Sunday, May 01, 2005

Sun, 01 May 2005 00:26:53 GMT

i speculate that i may have lung cancer.

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Tue, 29 Mar 2005 23:45:10 GMT

today i performed no physical activity and it was marvelous. i love being sick in the morning but then feeling good again by mid-afternoon. this allows me to stay home from school, yet still take full advantage of being alone in the house.

i watched titanic (but skipped the boring scenes like in the beginning where they are exploring underwater.) so because i skipped through the scenes, i edited a 4 hour movie down to about 45 minutes, which left just enough time for tae bo infomercials! billy blanks<333

also, today was a 7 hour "the floor is made of lava" fest. which isnt hard when the whole day is spent lying on the sofa, but somehow the game still managed to be fun anyways.

then i slept and woke up at 4 just in time for Oprah who, by the way, has made me a better person than those of you who still choose to deny her greatness.

and now im realizing that sleeping all day was probably a mistake, considering that it is almost midnight and im not even a little bit tired. furthermore, i have macavoy long hour tomorrow which means i hate my life.

Monday, March 28, 2005

Mon, 28 Mar 2005 00:13:57 GMT

4 cousins + 2 cameras + 10 minutes = this:

each picture unique. each picture containing my face smashed between two others.

so.... easter, as well as spring break, was awesome. thats all, and now im going out for the night.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Tue, 15 Mar 2005 20:18:57 GMT

today was productive. i spent one hour sitting in macavoys class contemplating which is better.... grabbing his stapler and stapling my face a hundred times, or listening to him lecture on about things that i couldnt care about if i tried. actually, i dont even listen... half of my brain focuses on one cinderblock on his wall... and the other half focuses on trying to zone him out.

"IAINKIDDINYA". wow. complete idiot.

i also thought about other ways to kill/injure myself in order to save myself from his retarded class... and i came to the conclusion that impaling my eye with a doorknob is more pleasant than being in macavoy's room. i've told kayla this many times, but i honestly feel a little part of my soul chip off and die every single time i step into his shithole of a "classroom", which conveniently resembles what Hell happens to look like in my imagination.

then i realized that i hadn't written any notes, so this is what they say:

March 15, 2005.

today is the worst day of my life because i am in this class. i hate mr macavoy and every day i pray for him to get in a car accident. right now he is talking about having to go to sheppard pratt because we students drive him crazy, but something tells me that is just himself being insane, which is the norm for him.

then i drew a portrait:

yes, for those of you who don't know what macavoy looks like... he is similar in appearance to HITLER. omen? sign from God? i think so.

it was nice to finally get all that out. i think i was the only one who hadn't made an entry about macavoy. but now i have, and tomorrow i can look forward to having him long hour. hell yes.

Sunday, March 13, 2005

Sun, 13 Mar 2005 20:29:52 GMT

this weekend has been no good to me.

on friday night jenn and i went to a show with caseface and benny, only to get hungry, leave for a few minutes, and get lost by ourselves in the only part of baltimore where there are NO ENGLISH-SPEAKING PEOPLE. and unfortunately, my spanish skills dont work when our waitress speaks at a rate of 60 words per second.

kcschout310: THIS IS AMERICA GODDAMN IT!
comedyof errorsx: I KNOW!!!!
kcschout310: poeple should have to speak certain things to come in

after being confronted by approximately 88 homeless people asking for change, and after having a harmonica-playing man ask us to 'rock him all night long'.... we finally found our way back to the show.

i think my favorite part of that night was when a certain homeless person lectured us on how we shouldnt have sex with a black guy because "when you mix different ingredients when youre making pancakes... it explodes... and your mama gets mad". yeah. my life is changed now.

i woke up at bens feeling like crap, and knowing that i was going to be sick.

saturday was tech day. and wow, did i miss having to stick my hand into murky, stagnant water to unclog the drain. it was awesome finding a chunk of unknown substance in my hand.

then jenny spent the night. we got ice cream and she vomited right after. we watched movies and then went to sleep.

this morning i woke up feeling like crap again. maybe it is because my throat was closed and i was UNABLE TO BREATHE.

then my ipod broke. a broken ipod means a broken heart.

weekend: bad.... and also straightedge. hmm. kel and i have planned for an excellent next weekend though, so... "C is for crunk"?

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Wed, 09 Mar 2005 21:58:54 GMT

LeGuMeS4LiFe: RANDOM THOUGHT
LeGuMeS4LiFe: may i share it with you
comedyof errorsx: of course
LeGuMeS4LiFe: OKAY
LeGuMeS4LiFe: i think
LeGuMeS4LiFe: your day depends on the kind of underwear you're wearing.
LeGuMeS4LiFe: think about it
LeGuMeS4LiFe: and if you're wearing exciting underwear...you..YOU SHOWED ME YOUR UNDERWEAR
LeGuMeS4LiFe: remember?
LeGuMeS4LiFe: your hello kitty underwear
LeGuMeS4LiFe: and that day was great
LeGuMeS4LiFe: despite the many injuries
comedyof errorsx: YOU THREW ME IN A DUMPSTER AND THEN SCOTT HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH A 2 x 4
comedyof errorsx: THAT WAS NOT A GREAT DAY
LeGuMeS4LiFe: *pause*
LeGuMeS4LiFe: say what?
LeGuMeS4LiFe: i'm talking about sledding
LeGuMeS4LiFe: hold your horses, tonto
comedyof errorsx: oh.