DEAR FRESHMEN Congrats....now you're the lowest of the low,
Here are just a few helpful words of advice: 1) You are Not cool. 2) Everyone Does Hate You. 3) You are annoying. - Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make "a variety of friends." - Do not slick your bangs to your face and wear "bracelets" in you're ears because you think that you're Hood.
- You are a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.. not a "Freshie".. shut up you sound gay.
- Don't think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We've all done it.. so don't be proud. - Don't try the Emo scene. Just don't do it. - DO NOT think that the upperclass girls/guys are your best friends. - Don't think that you have privacy now that you're in high school. Once you're here, your business is everyone's business, yes there IS still drama, probably even more. - Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor. - You'll never be as hott as the '07, '08, and '09 ppL. So don't try. - Don't try to act older than you really are. The way you walk, dress, and talk just has freshman written all over you. - You're "The Class of '10'" haha.. enough said.
-PLEASE NO MORE XXXXL shirts and ridiculously baggy pants on skinny white kids, nobody likes white chocolate. Allow me to kick you in the face.
- If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work. - Dont tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, your an idiot - Don't be a slut. This should be the number one rule. - DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (& most likely will), push you out of the way. You will get hurt. - Don't try to get with a boy/girl who's older than you. Chances are, if they are attractive they are taken, & their girlfriend/boyfriend will have no problem messing you up Welcome to hell. Believe me---You can't win. Have fun being a freshman...for a fun-filled year with no life and no opinion whatsoever.
Sincerely,
-The Classes of '07,'08 and '09,
-If you're an UpperClassmen: repost this.
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