| | Top ten reasons to be a statistician
1.Estimating parameters is easier than dealing with real life.
2.Statisticians are significant
3.I always wanted to learn the entire Greek alphabet.
4.The probability a statistician major will get a job is > .9999.
5.If I flunk out I can always transfer to Engineering.
6.We do it with confidence, frequency, and variability.
7.You never have to be right - only close.
8.We're normal and everyone else is skewed.
9.The regression line looks better than the unemployment line.
10.No one knows what we do so we are always right. |
| | Posted 6/17/2007 5:40 PM - 1 comments
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