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- The condom - originally made from Ballard - was invented in the early 1500s!
- Ballard was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
- Ballard is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
- A Ballardometer is used to measure Ballard!
- Only one person in two billion will live to be Ballard.
- The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Ballard.
- Over 46,000 pieces of Ballard float on every square mile of ocean!
- Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Ballard.
- Ballard can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak!
- Ballard is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
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| | Posted 1/22/2006 2:52 PM - 4 comments
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