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This is a myspace bulletin that someone posted, that i decided to repost on xanga.

since the issue of gay marraige is so very important to me, i thought it was nessecary to put this on here, although no one really reads xangas much anymore.

it makes a lot of sense.. i just wish everyone agreed.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) *Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

            *there is actually one religion that marries homosexuals. it's called Unitarian Universalism. however, anti-gay-marraige activists can't seem to include it.... it's only been around since, what, the protestant reformation? and when was that? the 1500's?

9) Children can never succeed without both a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

WHAT WHAT! im posting. holy shit.

I ONLY POSTED TO SAY ONE THING, YA'LL.

dont fucking waste your money on king kong!

It was so so so so so awful. let me tell you about it.

so the beginning starts out as a crappy love/theater story in the great depresssion. The main characters play got shut down, putting her out of a job. & thats not good when you already cant afford to eat in the 30's.

so anyway. Jack black (who might i add is the WORST actor ever, in serious movies. i mean.. hes hilarious.. but he's awful) who is a film producer runs away to film a movie in 'singapore'.

but he tricked the entire cast into helping him find a long lost uncharted island.

the girl who lost her job was guilt tripped into starring.

the apparently uninhabited island was actually inhabited.. by ashy tribe members blacker than a frostbitten foot. they were savages, in a word.

HERE'S WHATS WRONG WITH IT.

the monkey didnt show up until about.. an hour and 15 mins into the movie.

the movie is called 'King Kong'. AND THE MONKEY NEVER EVEN SHOWED UP.

what else you ask?

- There were perfectly sculpted rocks in the form of a gorilla head.
          If there was an island that had been around for hundreds of thousands of years, there'd be  no way that the rock would endure constant beating of the water.  it would be nothing but sand by now.

-at one point, there was lava flowing down a double staircase.
         There were no volcanoes present. there was a pool of lava, but it was far below the entrance of the staircase. AND, 10 minutes later, there were people climbing up those staircases, and there was no evidence that lava had ever been there.

There was a 100 foot wall surrounding the monkey, preventing his escape.

why didnt he climb over it?

And in what society do dinosaurs and 100 foot gorillas co-exist?

NOT OURS.

i left halfway into it, just after we met the monkey.

Yeah, it was that awful.

in conclusion, spend the 7 fiddy that you would normally spend on the movie to buy yourself two double bacon cheeseburgers, a drink, two fries and a five peice at burger king.

i hate black friday.

paris hilton is ugly.

the movie catwoman would be nothing is halle barry wasnt so fucking hot.

i got my 'one day clean' keychain.

thanksgiving sucked.

but the break was perty sweet.

my boyfriend is literally chuckee cheese, and that bothers me to a certain extent.

but its kinda cute.

i might be getting a job at whole foods.

i hate christian a-holes that dont believe in rights for gay people.

my mom thinks im a lesbian.

on friday night i played hide and seek in sears.

it was fun.

paris hilton is still ugly.

inside and out.

i only did this because i got a comment that said update.

and evidently, i have nothing to say today.

but it seems as  if lately i dont have much to say.

xanga sucks. amen.