10tH gRaDe- I SaT tHeRE iN ENgLiSh ClAsS, i StAreD aT tHe GiRl nExT tO mE. sHe WaS sO cAlLEd mY "bEsT fRiEnD." - i StAReD aT hEr LoNg, siLky hAiR aNd wIsH sHe WaS miNe. bUt sHe DiDnT thInK oF mE LiKE thaT, ANd i KnEW iT.- AfTeR cLaSs, sHE WALkEd uP tO mE aND aSkEd mE fOr tHe nOtEs sHe HaD mIsSeD tHe DaY bEfoRE aNd i HaNdEd tHeM tO hER. ShE sAiD "tHaNkS" aNd gAvE mE a KiSs on tHe ChEek. i WaNted tO teLl hER, i WANted hER tO kNoW tHaT i DoNT wAnT tO bE jUst fRienD, i LoVe hER bUt iM jUsT tOo sHy, aNd i DoNt kNoW wHy.

11tH gRaDe- ThE pHoNe RaNg. oN tHe OthER eNd, iT wAs hEr. ShE wAS iN tEaRs MuMbLiNg oN aNd oN aBoUt hOw hEr LoVe hAd bRoKe hEr hEaRt.- ShE aSkEd mE tO cOmE oVer bEcAuSE sHe DiDn't wAnT tO bE aLoNe, sO i DiD.- As i SaT nExT tO hER oN tHE SoFA, i StARed aT hER sOfT eYeS, wIshiNg sHe Was mInE. AfTer 1 hOuR, tWo dReW BaRryMoRe MoViEs, aNd tHrEe bAgS oF cHipS..sHe dEciDeD tO gO tO sLEeP.- ShE LoOkEd aT mE, sAiD "tHaNkS" aND gAve mE a KiSs oN tHe ChEeK. I wANt tO tElL hER, i WaNT hER tO kNOw tHaT i DoNT wAnT to Be JuST fRiEnD, i LoVE hER bUt iM jUSt tOo sHy, aNd i DoNt kNoW wHy..

SeNiOr YeAR- tHe dAy bEFoRe pRoM, sHe WALkeD tO mY LoCkER. "My DaTe iS sIcK." sHe saId, "hE's nOt GOiNg tO gO."- i DiDnT hAve a DaTe, aND iN 7tH gRaDE, wE mAde a PrOmiSe tHAT iF nEithER oF uS hAd DAtEs, wE wOuLd gO tOgeTheR jUst aS "bEsT fRienDs". sO wE dId.- pRoM NiGht, aFtER eVeRyTHiNg wAS oVer, i WaS sTaNdiNg aT hER fRoNt dOoR sTEp. I STaRed aT hER aS sHe sMiLed aT mE aND stAred aT mE wIth hER cRyStaL eYeS. I waNt hEr tO bE MiNe, bUt sHe DoESnT tHiNK oF mE LiKE tHat aNd i KnOW iT.- tHeN sHe SaId, "i HaD tHe besT tiMe, ThAnkS" aNd GAve mE a KiSS oN tHE ChEEk. i WaNt tO tEll hER, i WaNT hER tO kNOw tHat I DONt jUSt wANt tO bE besT fRiEnDs, i LoVe hER, bUt iM jUSt tOo sHy, aNd i DoNt kNOw WHy...

GrAduAtioN DaY- a DaY pAsSEd, tHeN a WEEk, tHeN a MoNth. BeFoRE i COuLd bLiNk, iT wAs gRaDuATioN dAy. i WaTEd aS hER pERfECt bOdY fLoAtEd LiKE aN aNgEL uP oN sTaGe tO gEt hER dIpLoMa. i WaNted hER tO bE miNe, bUT sHe DiDnT thiNK oF mE LiKe tHAt, aND i KnEw iT. BefOrE eVeRYoNE wEnt hOMe, sHe cAmE tO mE iN hER sMoCk aNd hAT, aNd CriEd aS i HuGged hER. ThEn sHe LiFteD hEr hEaD fRoM mY sHoULdER aND sAiD, "YoU're mY bEsT fRieND, ThANkS" aNd GaVE mE a KiSs oN tHe cHeEK. I WaNT tO tEll hER, I WAnT hER tO knOW tHAt i DoNt WanT tO bE jUsT fRienDs, i LoVE hER bUT iM jUSt tOo sHy, aNd i DoNt knOW wHy...

A fEw YeARs LaTEr- NoW i SiT iN tHe pEwS oF tHE ChUrCh. ThAt gIrL iS gETtiNg MARRiEd nOW. i WaTcHeD hER sAy "i Do" aND dRiVe oFf tO hER nEw LiFe, mARRiEd tO aNotHer MaN. I wAnTEd hER tO bE miNe, bUt sHe DiDnT sEe mE LiKE tHAT, aNd i KnEw iT.- BeFoRE sHe DrOvE AwaY, sHe CaMe TO mE aNd SaiD, "YoU cAmE!" sHe SaId "tHaNkS" aND kIsSeD mE oN tHE CheEk. I WaNT tO tELl hER, i WaNT hER tO knOw tHaT i DoNt wAnT to bE JuSt FRiEnDs, i LoVE hER bUT iM toO sHy..aNd i DOnT knOw WHy..

FuNeRAl- YeArs pAsSEd, i LoOkeD dOwN aT tHE CoFfiN oF a GiRL wHo uSeD tO bE mY "bEst fRiEnD". aT tHe SeRviCE, tHeY rEaD a DiArY eNtRy sHe HAd wRoTe iN hER hIgH sChoOl yEARs. tHiS iS wHAt iT sAiD-- " i StARe aT hiM wiSHiNg hE waS miNe, bUT hE doEsNt tHiNk oF mE lIke tHaT, aNd i KnOW iT. I WaNt tO teLl hiM, i WaNt hiM tO kNOw tHaT i DoNT wANt tO bE jUsT fRieNDs, i LoVE hiM bUT iM jUSt TOo sHy, aND i DoNt knOW wHy. I WiSh hE wOuLD tELl mE hE lOvED mE!" ...i WiSh i DiD tOo, i ThoUGHt tO mYsELf, aNd i CriEd..

I just want that thing… you know that moment when you kiss someone

And everything around you becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person. And you realize that this is the only person you’re suppose to kiss for the rest of your life and for one moment you get this gift. And you want to laugh and you want to cry because you feel so lucky that you found it, and so scared that it will go away… all at the same time.

                                                   Boy: i need someone to talk to
Girl: i`m always here for you
Boy: i kno
Girl: wat`s wrong?
Boy: i like her so much
Girl: talk to her
Boy: i don`t kno. she wont ever like me
Girl: don`t say that. you`re amaz`n.
Boy: i juss want her to kno how i feel
Girl: then tell her
Boy: she wont like me
Girl: how do you kno that?
Boy: i can juss tell
Girl: well juss tell her
Boy: wat should i say
Girl: tell her how much you like her
Boy: i tell her that daily
Girl: wat do you mean?
Boy: i`m always with her. i love her
Girl: i kno how you feel. i have the same problem. but he`ll never like me
Boy: wait. who do u like?
Girl: oh ... some boy
Boy: oh... she won`t like me either
Girl: she does
Boy: how do you kno?
Girl: because who wouldn`t like you.
Boy: you
Girl: you`re wrong, i love you.
Boy: i love you too
Girl: . . .so are you go`n to talk to her?
Boy: i just did.

         haha this is funnny

[( DADDY`S RULES )]

Rule One
If you pull into my driveway and honk you had better be delivering a package, because you are sure not picking

anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You

may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands

off my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys

of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they

appear to be falling off their hips. Please do not take this

 as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door

with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of

your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I am sure you have been told that in today's world, sex

 without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can

kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get

to know each other, we should talk about sports,

politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not

do this. The only information I require from you is

an indication of when you expect to have my daughter

safely back at my house, and the only word I need

from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me

as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once

you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to

date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you

make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my

daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by,

do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for

the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is

putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer

than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just

standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date

with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas,

or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where

there are no parents, police officers, or nuns within

eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where

 there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places

where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce

my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong

 romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies that feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay.

Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied,

balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. However,

on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you

are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell

me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the

house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me

to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for

a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi.

When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices

in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I

wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon

as you pull into the driveway, you should exit your

car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have

brought my daughter home safely and early, then

return to your car - there is no need for you to come

 inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine

What He Says vs. What He Means

I really get into talking about my feelings: I'll talk about my feelings if it gets me into your pants.

I talk to my parents everyday: Are you co-dependant, too?

I don't believe in sex before marriage: I'm gay, but humour me for a few months, okay?

I'd love for you to meet my mother (on the second date): I'm definitely gay, but cover for me for a few months, okay?

The sexiest thing about you is your mind: You're not that hot, but I'll still sleep with you.

I work out alot: I really love my body, can I show you?

This is so special, let's just keep it between us: I'd be totally humilitated if anyone knew we were dating.

She has nothing to do with us: You must stay seperate.

We can still be friends: I still want to call you up when I'm horny.

I'm not looking for a serious relationship right now: Wanna fuck?

My pager is the best way to reach me: I'm taken, but more than willing to cheat.

I think we should slow things down for a while: Oh shit, I really like this girl.

haha im sooo bored but its quite late imma go to bed seee everyone in the morning!